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Paul Wesley

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  1. I’m on a phone… not sure if this link will work: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/gold-bars-featured-bob-menendez-bribery-case-linked-2013-robbery-recor-rcna128006
  2. I had to work yesterday, and I couldn't watch the playoff selection show until today, and I'm right at the point where they interview Harbaugh. (let me pause here for context: I have generally rooted for Michigan, and I see them as a fellow top-flight public university) Paraphrasing just a little here: ESPN: "So, anyway, Jim, you got suspended for cheating, then you cheated some more, then you agreed to be suspended because you definitely have been cheating a long time, and also you were concurrently cheating while also running a ring of cheating cheaters. And you've had to miss a bunch of games this year. First, for cheating. Again, for more cheating. And now, you're ranked number one. How does that feel?" (and now, this is verbatim) Harbaugh: (points fingers upward). "Yeah, thanks to God, first. It's been, uh.... He's had his hand on this team the entire year. It's been a spiritual journey for us, so uh, all thanks, all thanks to God and our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ." (Really. He said that.)
  3. How 'bout Texas plays FSU with our 3rd string QB just to make it fair?
  4. This game now features a combined 19 points and 18 punts.
  5. 1. Penix would be the best qb we've played all year 2. They'd be perfectly happy to throw it 50-60 times 3. Our safeties are just kind of average We might beat them, but they're not a great matchup for us
  6. I'm hoping they flip 1 and 2
  7. "This has been a dominating performance by the Florida State defense!" Total yards 169 to 159
  8. FSU opens second half with 1 yard on three plays, and a punt.
  9. Best case for us is: 1. Washington 2. Michigan 3. Texas 4. Bama I don't want any part of Washington in the first round
  10. Yeah, hard to feel bad for him.
  11. Florida State is gonna finish the first quarter with 3 yards of offense. 3.
  12. The pro-SEC crowd is suddenly forced to be pro-Texas, since their champ got an ass kicking by the Big 12's champ. They're all suddenly ready to fuck over undefeated Florida State
  13. Weird how the elephant in the room is a Longhorn.
  14. His clown-show anti-Texas antics for YEARS have earned him every bit of derision he gets today
  15. Let’s see if he hands us the trophy like a man, or bitches out in some way.
  16. I want to call plays like we’re in a beauty contest
  17. That was 0 on play clock
  18. Total horse shit
  19. Gotta score fast if we’re gonna get 42 in first half
  20. Brett Robin portaled to Stillwater?
  21. And a shit ton of favorable calls incoming to benefit FSU. ACC wants them in the playoffs. Yeah, Big 10 and ACC are going to try to get a team in the playoffs. Big 12 would love to keep theirs out.
  22. I think that was around the time that the SEC was running ads with the slogan, "Every game matters" ... except that they were the one conference that every game DIDN'T matter, because they seemed to get more mulligans than anyone. Bama scored 3 points on their home field, and they got a do-over. But Oklahoma State - every game actually did matter for them. It was bullshit.
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