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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Fuck that, I feel bad for her seat mates. You know there was collateral damage
  2. Did you end up buying the Flair 58? How do you like it? It's on sale for labor day and I've been wanting a manual extractor.
  3. Fanta Pineapple with a splash or 3 of dark rum is quite delicious.
  4. "...and then the hooker walked my and whispered in his ear 'see what $20 gets you'"
  5. Are you suggesting I should stop eating Truffles? Because you can have my truffle fries when you pry them from my dead, glowing hands.
  6. I feel like 3rd SF Group and our African allies need to kick the shit out of Wagner in Africa before Putin can reenforce the region with this new PMC.
  7. Back before you could swipe right on an app and meet up and bang, you had to go places to meet women. Sometimes those places were lame, or you had to do lame shit to get her to like you enough to sleep with you. As Gus McCrae once said "A man that won't go to feminist open mike night at Quack's for a poke don't want one bad enough".
  8. Serious strip mall Evangelical pastor energy here.
  9. U10s, too. Not that shitty bait shrimp you sold my neighbor.
  10. I'd bet money it wasn't their first run in with the school. They had probably been warned about that patch or something like it more than once. They knew 100% what the outcome was going to be and did it for their 15 minutes of MAGA fame.
  11. I'm going to order a few of these..
  12. Losing range because the barrels are shot out and they don't have replacements?
  13. This might make me rethink my personal ban on the state of Ohio.
  14. I believe in this circumstance it's "The Lord tests his strongest warriors" but I haven't consulted the flow chart.
  15. The O/U for number of conference games with official fuckery is 9.
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