I'm bored, so let's do this. Left to Right:
Kash- Owner's son and "General Manager". Hungover AF. Rolls in around 10:00 most days, takes 1.5Hr lunches, then leaves around 3:00. Hobbies include hog hunting, drinking whiskey, and sexually assaulting the strippers at that joint on the county line. Has a crush on his step-mom Janet.
Janet - Owner's second wife, former secretary and mother to his oops baby. Hates Kash with a passion because he won't stop staring at her. Having an affair with Ricky and trying to figure out how to get around her prenup.
Maryanne - Secretly a liberal. Hates this town, but she's stuck here taking care of her sick mother. Dreams of moving to Kansas City or maybe Denver when her mom passes.
Ricky - Does 90% of the work at this place, but can't go any higher with Kash around. Also hates Kash with a passion. Kinda wants to move to the city, but Janet is the best piece he's ever had, and she says she's gonna leave her husband for him.
Big Jim - Owner. Janet's husband, but she hasn't touched him in months. Really more of a Trump guy, but he owes the county party chair a favor for getting Kash out of a DWI last year. Paid for the bartender at the country club to go to Denver for an abortion that might have been his last month.
Candice - Office Manager. Hates the whole family, but she needs this job. Has a crush on Ricky, but she thinks he's fooling around with Janet.
Meatball Ron - Bored out of his mind, but his handlers say he has to do this. Knows he's got a big juicy booger in his right nostril and can't wait to pick and eat it.
Gary - County party chair and country lawyer. Was the star of the high school football team in 1989, and people still want to talk about how they almost made it to state. Has gotten both Kash and Big Jim out of DWIs the past few years. Deacon at the First Baptist Church. Can't wait to go to CPAC and get himself a hooker this year.
Mary - Gary's wife and former head cheerleader. Has never had sex with anyone except Gary, who took her virginity senior year in the back of his Bronco II. Thinks this Ron guy is weird as fuck. Doesn't feel like cooking tonight, so hopes Gary will be okay with going out.