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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. They had to jury rig the Mig 29 to launch Storm Shadows, so I bet they can only launch from a few at a time. I bet they have way more HIMARS launchers than they have planes capable of launching Storm Shadows.
  2. What are the chances that P-8 already had a couple invisible shadows?
  3. Man shocked to discover dog he trained to bite people will bite him, too.
  4. I think he flew P-3s. P-8 is a pretty new platform.
  5. PSA: Orvis has the Hydros fly reel on sale for $199-$249 depending on side. That is a great deal on what was already the best “budget” fly reel on the market. Little Rojo has a Hydros IV that’s caught 4 permit, a few small tarpon, and a ton of upper slot and bull reds. Really, really smooth drag for that price point.
  6. Jesus christ dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
  7. oh, in that case...I'll still take the under.
  8. How many laps for him to go from 5th to 1st? The line is 5 laps. I'll take the under.
  9. I'm bored, so let's do this. Left to Right: Kash- Owner's son and "General Manager". Hungover AF. Rolls in around 10:00 most days, takes 1.5Hr lunches, then leaves around 3:00. Hobbies include hog hunting, drinking whiskey, and sexually assaulting the strippers at that joint on the county line. Has a crush on his step-mom Janet. Janet - Owner's second wife, former secretary and mother to his oops baby. Hates Kash with a passion because he won't stop staring at her. Having an affair with Ricky and trying to figure out how to get around her prenup. Maryanne - Secretly a liberal. Hates this town, but she's stuck here taking care of her sick mother. Dreams of moving to Kansas City or maybe Denver when her mom passes. Ricky - Does 90% of the work at this place, but can't go any higher with Kash around. Also hates Kash with a passion. Kinda wants to move to the city, but Janet is the best piece he's ever had, and she says she's gonna leave her husband for him. Big Jim - Owner. Janet's husband, but she hasn't touched him in months. Really more of a Trump guy, but he owes the county party chair a favor for getting Kash out of a DWI last year. Paid for the bartender at the country club to go to Denver for an abortion that might have been his last month. Candice - Office Manager. Hates the whole family, but she needs this job. Has a crush on Ricky, but she thinks he's fooling around with Janet. Meatball Ron - Bored out of his mind, but his handlers say he has to do this. Knows he's got a big juicy booger in his right nostril and can't wait to pick and eat it. Gary - County party chair and country lawyer. Was the star of the high school football team in 1989, and people still want to talk about how they almost made it to state. Has gotten both Kash and Big Jim out of DWIs the past few years. Deacon at the First Baptist Church. Can't wait to go to CPAC and get himself a hooker this year. Mary - Gary's wife and former head cheerleader. Has never had sex with anyone except Gary, who took her virginity senior year in the back of his Bronco II. Thinks this Ron guy is weird as fuck. Doesn't feel like cooking tonight, so hopes Gary will be okay with going out.
  10. I've changed my mind...let's just go ahead and give Donetsk and Luhansk...maybe even Kharkiv to Louisiana and end the war.
  11. The owner's second wife and former secretary
  12. These guys are the turncoat pussies that sided with Russia. The Muslim guerilla fighters are the ones that gave them hell, then showed up in Afghanistan and gave us hell.
  13. NowThis volunteers to take the barrel.
  14. Just a reminder that Gosar’s entire family took out a full page ad in the paper to urge people not to vote for him.
  15. This is my favorite cartoon strip series. Just brilliant in it's simplicity. And the Russians keep giving him new material.
  16. twice divorced and engaged again pre-marital sex. But Would.
  17. No one in the executive or legislative branch can begin a term past age 72. All federal judiciary, including Supreme Court must retire by 76.
  18. I'll order some in your honor in 10 days.
  19. Same...except the summer before my senior year. I spent that summer building the fencing around the construction site for the "new" Rainbow Bridge. Surprised I didn't die from a combination of malaria, sanguination, and being hungover AF most days.
  20. Or the other two names are even worse....
  21. I think you’re right, and it was after the shark. It’s on this thread god knows how many pages back
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