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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Oh god, please tell me she's not planning to run for governor? I guess if Wendy Davis and Beto have already lost it's her turn...sigh.
  2. I guess if you're going to take alternative forms of payment as a bribe, he was at least smart enough not to take crypto
  3. As if we needed more proof the universe took the good brother way too soon.
  4. Here's hoping his 757 has been maintained to Russian aviation standards.
  5. 6,700 students? Gotdamn! Assume for simplicity's sake they are relatively evenly distributed across 4 classes, that's a Sr class of 1,675 students. Fuck going to that graduation ceremony, holy shit. 7% rule would get 117 students auto-admitted to UT Austin.
  6. Is it really ownage if the person you're owning (and his constituents) are too stupid to know they're being owned?
  7. I've said it before, but they should book him into the Metropolitan Correctional Center in NY and have a bailiff whisper in his ear "this was Epstein's cell" right before slamming the door shut. He'd stroke out in less than 30 minutes.
  8. Look man, they're adding a pretty extensive fire suppression system to the field so they can also host book burnings. Multi-use facilities aren't cheap!
  9. Any plea should also include a very public admission of guilt and a social media ban and probably a ban on appearing on Fox/OANN/any sort of media appearance. Otherwise he'll continue to agitate and sic his MAGAts on people he doesn't like.
  10. The funniest thing about the guy is when someone doesn't realize his schtick and gets in a serious argument with him. His bit isn't funny at all.
  11. "well I'm not perfect, but I asked my lord and savior Jesus Christ for forgiveness. Amen"
  12. One of his dad's old tenement buildings, or any suitable Bronx Section 8 housing.
  13. I assume in this instance "Back surgery" is code for pill addiction?
  14. We haven't delivered any of the GLSDBs we promised. Maybe we're going to try to get those in theater first, then reassess the need for ATACMS?
  15. The tuxedo t-shirt is the way to go, IMO. PS, new thread title is a winner. Thanks @Pancho
  16. The Mormon's biggest problem with him is he didn't marry her
  17. It's because she has the audacity to date a democrat! Can't have no race...err... politics mixin!
  18. Can we change the thread title? Every time this thread gets bumped I get nervous. How about "Fetterman is a casual dressing badass" or something?
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