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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. The White House kitchen staff would never have to wash silverware.
  2. Alabama 'disgusted' after video surfaces of fans hurling racist, homophobic insults at Texas players
  3. Agree on the sawdust, but I like that you can get single wood pellets from them. I use their post oak pellets for brisket, but I prefer the Recteq or Trager blends for pork or chicken.
  4. Dan only gets sexually aroused by women when he’s taking away their rights
  5. I wonder how much stolen art is in the Vatican archives.
  6. You know Jerry is taking every last viagra in his house while dialing the Jets GM’s cell number.
  7. I don't disagree with this at all, and wasn't suggesting it was the right move
  8. Aggy rolled up in a shitty old maroon pickup smelling like cow shit with hay blowing out the back. We're pulling up in a Lambo, handing them the keys and our luggage, and telling them to park it close and don't scratch it.
  9. How many times over the years have we been frustrated because our OC would make a great call, it would go for big yards, and we'd never see it again? Sark just kept calling it and taking the 4-8 yards. At one point my son said "They've run that play three straight times!" I said "Have they stopped it yet? No? Keep running it until they do!"
  10. It’s not like her district is going to go red if she doesn’t run. It’s possibly the safest blue seat in the country. Just endorse one of her daughters and retire. She can still advise Jeffries from the beach earning 20%.
  11. Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. These dudes fucked around and found out. They ran robocalls in several battleground states telling people not to vote by mail. They got hit with a $5M fine by the FCC, 500 hrs of community service in Ohio, and are facing felony charges in Michigan and have been charged federally with violating the Klu Klux Klan Act. Fucked around and found out
  12. I've had this chorus stuck in my head for at least a week. Total ear worm, but in a good way.
  13. what ever happened to those other two project Veritas losers that used to hold "press conferences" in front of their condo to tease some UNBELIEVABLE SCANDAL that never seemed to materialize? Didn't they get bitch slapped by the courts over something? I think maybe the pretty boy actually spent a couple days in jail over something they did.
  14. This Chad Briscoe reboot sucks.
  15. Is it just me, or does Buzbee look like Mike Gundy with 20 more years of alcoholism under his belt?
  16. Spoiler that shit...some of us still have PTSD from the Strong years.
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