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Shaggy3.0

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  1. Does it matter? I mean, we hired a goofy fuckwad to lead our team. We can probably stop worrying about this going forward.
  2. Sounds like this is a bust. I'll resume my POF and HON thread contributions. Honestly, I think we're doing this all wrong. Here's what I would do. Fire MENSA because he's a proven fuck up. Then, hire another G5 coach ringer. Doesn't really matter who, just do it. Then with all the money we saved by not hiring Urban, use those millions to pay off every top recruit in the state---no fuck that--in the country. Play dirty. Let the money flow. DGAF about the NCAA and just win. I'd rather be the dirtiest fucking program out there rather than replacing coaches every 5 years. The constant is 5-star recruits. They're available every year. Load up on those guys--pay off the mom, the uncle, the trainer--who gives a shit. Any half-ass coach will be able to win with a loaded roster. Fuck it
  3. LOLOLOL. That's a perfect reflection of MENSA culture. Soft.
  4. And the ugly where donations decrease, attendance falls, game viewership falls, etc. Apathy is a hell of a drug.
  5. Urban, I'm going to take a nap. When I wake up, if you grabbed that shit ton of money off the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it's still there, I"ll know I don't.
  6. Dear Coach Urban Meyer. If you accept the Texas coaching position, I promise to: 1.) Increase my annual donation to UT Athletics 2.) Increase my annual donation for UT academics 3.) Increase my annual volunteering hours 4.) Exhibit less degenerate behavior, such as bi-monthly Windstar gambling trips and meeting random POF hoes in hotels during lunch break. 5.) Refrain from making contributions to the Hot or Not thread. Thank you kind sir. S3.0
  7. 1.A. IT peeps yo
  8. And fuck the conference that takes every opportunity to shit on us. No need to play that game. We have a fisting to attend.
  9. This regime’s “killing myself recruiting in Florida” moment. At least Mack tried to hide in a state with beaches and good weather. Mensa will try to hide in WGAF kansas. Not too bright after all.
  10. OMG. UM said "One of OUR players Sam Ellingher....." OMG OMG OMG
  11. Wait. We're missing an important detail here. Who's selling tickets to the Surly sponsored fisting at ABIA? Willing to buy 10 with my stub hub account.
  12. At this point, I'm pretty sure we can exclude "Fit" from her nickname. It should be "Lump".
  13. But do you still have your head gazing at AWS Clouds?
  14. Heaven. own all our reps
  15. Yep. This fucking guy. Tar and feather time.
  16. The adler wedding/cabo incident might get her a city council seat. The thought of this reality is LOLOL worthy.
  17. This is taking too long.
  18. honestly, this makes flannigan look like a beta-fag bitch. not man enough to stand up for himself. i have no dog in this fight. but a pussy is a pussy.
  19. Shaggy3.0

    LSU/aggy

    aggy ain't #5. slow and look like shit. who's fatter: UT fancy boots lady or the lard ass aggy fg kicker?
  20. Actually, I wood. And I have no standards. Wut ya'll got against thicc anyway?
  21. Bitch tits fake mensa can get fucked. HE NEVER DESERVED THE JOB HERE. He was a fake ass grillz smiling poser at UH and certain people fell for his gimmick bullshit. Fuck off and good riddance. Don’t OD on that money you stole.
  22. I can help rehabilitate her rudeness.
  23. Close. https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap?gameId=282850201 2008 Texas ousux game was the last time I felt we had the BEST football program. It was the last BIG TIME enjoyable football moment for me. It was the first time in my life I witnessed Texas earning the #1 spot in a regular season game. #5 beats #1--on the field in our most important rivalry game. Chris O was a grown ass man that day. Coach BOOM fired up the defense. After stuffing myself with 5 corn dogs and 12+ beers, I realized we were finally undisputed #1.
  24. She's ahead. Why should she campaign? Just run out the clock.
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