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Shmitty

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  1. Fastest and most effective treatment for diarrhea i have ever experienced. I'm a fan of the power seed version. But before starting Keto last week, I was eating Ezekiel bread and found it even better and with lower carbs and healthier (ie lower glycemic).
  2. It could be worse, you could have had both decide not to roll down anymore after your AC stopped blowing cold air. I drove from McKinney to Irving in 109 degrees and was drenched by the time I got there.
  3. Manziel 2.0, except this train wreck is going to be WAY more entertaining to watch.
  4. Cincinnati is a shithole plain and simple. It's food sucks and it's people are the absolute worst and most miserable to be around. Their summers suck due to the stifling humidity alone. it was the river in Cleveland
  5. You're telling me I was in actuality sucking on a straw and not a fishstick?
  6. Looking for an awesome place to play pool in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Any recommendations?
  7. Hearing of those 26 people dying in a huddle, it boggles my mind how they were not able to flee or get out of the way somehow. Just trying to wrap my mind around how they were trapped.
  8. because both had no flaming penises on display?
  9. Not really, especially when the guy was itching to use his gun. Such is the mindset found within our gun culture. Thank you, and enjoy the + rep.
  10. I'm severely dehydrated, is it possible to re-hydrate with green tea? That's the only cold beverage i have available.
  11. Better to save lives then to do nothing and let them drown in order to keep your job.
  12. Met a Jewish lawyer once when he once overheard the name of one of the actors from Star Tech Sulu, respond with: "who the hell is Lou?"
  13. He's either a homosexual or a fauxmauxsexual trying to score action with the chick on his left.
  14. It's actually 108 and every bit of parking in the shade at the Kroger on Custer and Eldorado is occupied. Let me know when your pool becomes available to us surly shaggy alumni
  15. Shmitty

    Vivid Dreams

    I have sleep apnea, so 2 and a half years ago i was getting a cpap titration done where they are testing the proper air pressure to use on my cpap. When they reach the correct pressure, my apneas stop and I finally reach my first REM sleep in years. Part of this sleep study is they film me to watch my movements in bed. For the first time in a long time I dream vividly that I and having sex with this woman I liked. I had her on her back, legs up and I was going to town on her. Anyways, while I was dreaming, I was on my side thrusting my hips in the humping motion pretty rapidly. They wake me up like 20 minutes later to end the study since it was close to 5:30 am. I mention to the technician that I was dreaming vividly and he goes: "we saw you thrashing around...." I didn't tell him I was dreaming about pound town, lol
  16. This is worse than Las Vegas heat
  17. Could be worse, you could have made the drive from McKinney to Irving like I did yesterday with no AC in 109. My whole shirt and short was drenched. These are Las Vegas temps but with humidity.
  18. Swam4Texas? I found this part sickening. How could they not at least attempt to do something to help? Us Americans can be a selfish people.
  19. In pools filled with piss and nasty lakes? Yes, but no thank you. And they aren't even that cool, they are like 93 degrees warm. The only cool body of water in Texas is the Guadalupe River.
  20. Gold Bond does make a spray powder FYI.
  21. I've lived in Rexburg, Idaho (-14 below temps) where the snow becomes ice and stays on the ground till April and even some snow in May and Northern Utah, I HAVE experienced long and deep cold and I would still take that over the heat of a Texas summer where you can't really enjoy being outside no matter what you wear. Atleast in sub freezing temps you can dress for it and layer for it to be outside comfortably, and sub zero temps aren't that common anyway, rendering that point moot. Covered up in a jacket, you can be comfortable outside, whereas in the heat, you can be naked and still be miserable.
  22. I'll take cold winter temps over this nasty heat any day. Cold is alot more comfortable than hot and nasty with that "not so fresh feeling."
  23. Could be worse, you could be driving around the north side of DFW in an old truck with no AC and windows that do NOT roll down.
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