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TexasHooch

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  1. Wordle 617 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. She just referred to the "war against Russia in Ukraine" on Tucker's show.
  3. By all accounts we're going to be snowed in through the weekend, so I whipped up some black bean and Linguica (Portuguese sausage) soup- topped off here with a little bit of goat cheese.
  4. That is entirely possible in a state like mine that allows people who aren't registered as GOP to vote in the primary. But how common is that? Don't most state require that you're registered in the party whose primary you're voting for?
  5. Wordle 613 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Yep. Her grand manifesto in a fucking tweet thread. Ted Kaczynski was nuts too, but at least he took the trouble of writing 35,000 words of detail.
  7. It's a pretty common theme, but a pretty creepy image. And a batshit crazy tweet.
  8. It's an illustration of the breath of life. And it's weird.
  9. Forget it, she's rolling. Seriously though, in her fantasy scenario, it's more about which party controls the state.
  10. I don't think she's a psychopath, at least not clinically. I think she's the poster child for Hanlon's razor.
  11. She's so fucking simple. Lost in all the rhetoric is the fact that she's really only saying she wants to go back (way back) to a bare bones federal government. It's not a "divorce" at all, but more of an open marriage (admittedly a concept she knows a lot more about than me). Red and blue states will still share a house to shelter and protect them, they'll just get rid of the joint bank accounts and vow not to meddle in each other's personal affairs. There's actually a way to articulate that sentiment that doesn't set the internet on fire, but when the real goal is attention, what's the point in that?
  12. Jeepers. Looks like he's been living the Bath Salts Life.
  13. I suggested to my family that I wanted to put a yardstick on the deck in advance of snowmageddon. I got the rare triple eye roll.
  14. I'm totally new to this wordle thing, but it's a lot of fun! Wordle 612 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Probably should have used the correct letter in my second attempt, but I got there. Here are my words. Tips and suggestions appreciated.
  15. Good to know. I was about to get aggressive. I'm just glad we've had a couple of weeks of mild temps. Driveway is completely clear. Roof is mostly clear. Still a lot of snow on the ground but whatever. Did manage to get a lot of dog shit cleaned up in the thaw.
  16. The latest spin is right up there with "jew-ish". I wasn't trying to trick the people, I was just trying to trick the party. CaN"t YoU SeE, iT's DiFfErEnT. ... with is little "don't tread on me" pin. This fucking guy.
  17. On the record... Off the record...
  18. Oh, man. This one could suck.
  19. Borowitz has had a satire column for a long time.
  20. Motherfuckers. https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/midwest/train-derailment-east-palestine-resident-refuses-sign-form/
  21. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/tucker-carlson-fears-that-leaked-texts-of-him-telling-truth-will-kill-his-brand?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_02172023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9def82ddf9c72dc2fc78a&cndid=53598643&hasha=b016bbebc16e6c47690c8a092f4c29a0&hashb=167786272e4da2c62fb4fad803767f693d6f33b9&hashc=d27bfaa5888bd0a6a2375e2542a80ba3ae8e9e36d163fb765ebaa8d740399178&esrc=bounceX&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
  22. If I'm not mistaken, this is just the motion for Summary Judgement. I'm honestly kind of hoping it does get denied because I want to see these weasels squirm on the stand.
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