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Celery Man

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  1. Very light. However, I lied on every answer in order to frame your understanding of me for my own benefit.
  2. Kinda dorky then - are you worried a t all about noise complaints from aggressive euphonium practice?
  3. Team bigass sink. It was my one request in the kitchen remodel when we bought the house, no regrets
  4. All billionaires are eccentric and if you think we need more of them, that’s a take.
  5. I mean, I would have a hard time paying that much for an epi, but they haven’t always just been the Chinese Gibson brand. They had a line for a while called “Elitist” that I think were much more attractive from a value proposition- real deal solid Gibson level quality* guitars at “damn that’s an expensive epiphone” prices (rather than “damn that’s an expensive Gibson”). *theoretical Gibson quality
  6. I mean I don’t use it to spell, I use it to make panties drop
  7. Wait so should I be rooting for Washington or does it really just not matter at all?
  8. I’m not saying that I’m a revolutionary, but the kitchen cleanup squeegee has the potential to revolutionize how I annoy my wife with kitchen tools
  9. I googled for 2 minutes before I got bored and saw someone somewhere said that the degradation is mostly a problem for newer engines. So I’m rolling 1994 Ford F150, fuck the crew cab and I’m finding a Motley Crue cassette tape somewhere. it’s going to be tight
  10. I figured the Casino issues were cheap guitar issues but was curious if there was some weird neck radius thing or something like that I didn’t know about. I’m a bit surprised that there’s not something in the 1500-2k range (anymore? I feel like the elitists were in that range) but this would be the one of course the other surprise is that they don’t sell it in John Lennon rooftop natural
  11. when the shit pops off the cybertruck crypto guys will be safe cause none of their shit is worth taking
  12. the whole idea of a late civilizational truck that relies on a fucking powergrid is so goddamn stupid I made the "walking dead" comment because I remember my wife calling me an asshole when I wouldn't shut the fuck up about the annoying hyundai product placement in season 2 or 3 or whatever it was. I think it was a turbo hyundai truck thing (and there was a clip where one of the characters recalled a prank on their high school principal's beloved hyundai - the idea of a hyundai that was beloved in the 1980s is ridiculous) which is not the... absolute stupidest zombie car (that would be a cybertruck) but it is definitely not that 4 wheel crew cab f150 that would for sure be the correct choice for zombie utility and ease of repair.
  13. Cybertruck: Marketed as an armageddon truck Can't do armageddon things Can't do truck things Is not a truck Is not attractive to traditional truck buyers Looks like a minivan Can't really do minivan things Cybervan: Marketed to women as the ultimate vuitton bag to throw down in the carpool line wait till you see the look on jessica's fat fucking face Marketed to men as the first minivan that is basically a laser pistol if robocop drove his family around on the weekends, this would be the car with this new technology rest assured that your wife can finally park the car she'll never forget to tell you it needs an oil change for 6 months again Looks like a minivan from Star Trek Does all of the minivan things exceptionally well Name needs to be workshopping, it is not for sex crimes .... yet?
  14. Well now I’m curious - let’s assume we’re talking about a higher end epi casino, why would it be any more difficult to play than a …. es-330 or 335 even?
  15. A weird artifact of our team being good has been that I’ve decided not to use sling for future seasons. It varies market by market but it doesn’t carry all of the the big broadcast stations. Here in the Raleigh market, it has….. abc, I think, but not Fox/NBC/CBS. Which was not a big deal last year. This year? Lotta games on big boy Fox, I care a lot more about the games being played on the big stations. it felt like a no brainer this year as well because it had LHN. Ha!
  16. if season 2 of The Walking Dead was airing now they’d totally end up in a cyber truck, logic be damned. Someone’s going to roll out a really killer electric minivan and it’s going to be the thing that Tesla should have actually made.
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