Jump to content

Celery Man

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    11387
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by Celery Man

  1. Missed it - helmet to helmet head injury?
  2. Lololol also is it helpful to have little American girl doll feet?
  3. This game is like napping with a toddler.
  4. Please don’t have an angle…. Nah that’s an int
  5. Yep, Wake Forest which is a suburb of Raleigh and no longer home to the college. We usually come to Austin for Thanksgiving but the wife is 9 months pregnant so it was just the 3.5 of us this time.
  6. we moved 1000 miles away from the in-laws so we're all good there now but more irritating than the "nobody helps clean" thing for me is the in-law family practice of placing all of the dirty dishes in the sink. Just fucking stacking them up in there. Which I know is commonplace but mufucker I need to use the sink to clean up this mess, don't fill it up with dishes. Stack them next to the sink, I'm scraping them off and putting them in the dishwasher.
  7. There some weird shit on the enameled cast iron trivet thing. Looked like hot glue, felt gummy. Me: “oh weird, did we use gelatin today?” Wife: “why?” Me: “just some weird stuff I’m cleaning off of the trivet “ wife: “oh that’s probably from the topping on the pumpkin pie” me: “marshmallows?” wife: “it was a marshmallow topping” me: “… made out of marshmallows?” wife: “no, a topping. I made it.” me: “what did you make it out of?” wife: “ummmm sugar, corn starch... gelatin”
  8. it’s like the sweet spot two games in to a session of beer pong
  9. I don’t know what the story is but I assume there is one and that kind of shit is what makes college football great. Way better than the United Healthcare Longhorn Raider Panhandle Cook Off brought to you by Lodge.
×
×
  • Create New...