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Celery Man

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  1. This song comes on my Spotify every so often and I just realized how much I enjoy the guitars on it
  2. Personally I think it’s hypocritical for slorch to get mad at people for taking stances on shit they don’t know fuck about.
  3. better check that stat again BROTHER
  4. I mean I’d be nuts to play Purdy over Jackson right? yeah fuck that. I mean I just spoke it into existence, so Jackson will have a bad night and Purdy will go off, but that’s stupid.
  5. I only smoked when I drank, but I was an alcoholic. Turkish Silver, sometime Parliament Lights. I quit around when I got sober 7 or so years ago and it's funny that I still kinda lean on sugarfree breath mints like someone who's trying not to smoke.
  6. Is it actually bulletproof? Would be handy during a mass shooting.
  7. Ok but the intention of this thread - I think there's usually some sort of "gift ideas" thread where we're trying to think up stuff for wives and kids, but really surly demo is the hardest to gift shop for. Here are some random things that I think are appropriate here - https://www.bugasalt.com/ ^^ salt shotgun for killing bugs, probably lots of people have this https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Calvin-Hobbes-Box-Set/dp/0740748475/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= the Calvin and Hobbes box set https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-OneBlade-QP2520-90/dp/B01D328BG6?th=1 oneblade electric trimmer I don't know what else. Kitchen/grill stuff? Cook books? Some travel thing? etc?
  8. Seven Up/The Up Series is one of the greatest works of documentary filmmaking ever. I’ve watched the whole thing several times, I hope they do one last episode even though Apted passed away since the last installment. I think it is on BritBox, here is the first episode on YouTube
  9. Man Julio’s shop is going wild like, that one is not for me but it is a whole thing
  10. I’m supposed to load up my amazon wish list with garbage for people to buy me. All of my hobbies are too expensive or specific. What stuff have people gotten you that you’ve enjoyed?
  11. you've heard of the tidepod challenge, it's time to hold on to your buttholes for the gain keg stand olympics
  12. any woman over 55 sits in a room with trump sans scarf one time before understanding the need to cover their neck. you can see in the photo here that trump has transitioned from looking at her scarf to thinking about her neck and is now thinking that this is the year that the turkey does not get pardoned
  13. Starting to look like Jimbo Hart's leave of absence from the 400 is permanent.
  14. And thank you Raiders. Although watching that game.... I picked up the Raiders D because it was available and from a projected points/rostered perspective they looked more attractive than what i currently had (minnesota). I still have Minny, after watching that game last night I'm not sure how much to trust the D given how bad their O is at moving the ball. I also picked up Dicker the Kicker last week because J. Sanders had a bye. Honestly... I think I'm going to drop Sanders in order to find a replacement TE this week. His projected points this week are 8.91 (more than Dickers 7.63) but he's been strictly mediocre since week 4. My big question this week is who to sit, out of Tyreek Hill Jordan Addison Brandon Aiyuk Noah Brown Tyreek is obviously always a starter. I feel like I have to keep Noah Brown active after ripping off 21.3 and 17.2 in consecutive weeks. He's been a top receiver for the hottest QB in the league, not sure what's going on with the other WR injuries for the Texans but I feel like he sticks around even if everyone is at full health. Addison has been a higher performer than Aiyuk over the course of the season, but not as much over the past few weeks. Dobbs is a cool story but it's still an iffy qb situation. Justin Jefferson might come back as well. I'm kinda leaning sit Addison play Aiyuk.
  15. The only thing that jets more than a raider raiders is the jets
  16. Oh hey that’s technically a touchdown pass
  17. Oh shit, yeah he did. His teeth were pretty fucked up before. That’s a whole bucket of stuff with class and esteem and what have you.
  18. i feel like my entire fantasy career has been defined by having my 1st picked WR get injured and then hoping that Kadarius Toney somehow finds the end zone. I lost last week and this week is still up in the air but goddamn I am happy with having picked up Noah Brown a few weeks back as my starting guys started getting into bye weeks. He may stay above Addison or Aiyuk, damn.
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