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Celery Man

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  1. Condolences to Rashida and if you need to find comfort in the arms of someone other than that nerd of a husband I stand ready.
  2. i was at a turn near the twenty mile marker for the city of oaks marathon (Raleigh) with my kids and a crowd of other cheerers-on waiting for my wife to run by. Everyone is screaming words of encouragement at everyone who comes by, hooting and hollering and holding out "power up" signs. Guy comes running in a red maga hat, and it was literally just the sound of birds chirping hahahaha
  3. Mulaney and monkey - I’m on board.
  4. Go for two
  5. I guess I can go to sleep
  6. Man I really need to sleep but I can’t
  7. Fuck your tackle
  8. I meant to do the gardening thing in the spring but I just ended up throwing seeds in the planter and wishing for the best. Expectations exceeded ( also the cherry tomatoes came back and are basically a weed at this point)-
  9. yeah wtf, he just stopped
  10. I'm doing the "the time that i grew up was the only correct time to grow up" but finding Space Ghost Coast to Coast on the 9" CRT TV/VCR combo in your friend's bedroom at way past when you were supposed to be asleep during a sleepover when you were 9 years old was magical and then the whole Tim and Eric era, I suppose starting with Tom Goes to the Mayor but straight into Awesome Show Great Job - perfect for college. every now and then i think of "your wife's new legal name is TARGUS TARGUS" and laugh and then Too Many Cooks, all the absurdity, and the current torchbearer for this type of comedy's coaching tree - Tim Robinson with I Think You Should Leave
  11. Look at this absolute unit of an almost 11 month old. Ready to start on the offensive line for the Texans
  12. Oh this is the first time I noticed Bill Broth in the background after the kitchen table scene when it goes Hill Street
  13. If auctioned today, greenie would have to beat out Cobain’s unplugged Martin as the most expensive guitar sold, right?
  14. There’s some talk of a reunion show with my old band, which… would be fun and probably healthy for me. So I’m dusting off some 4 stringers and took “#1” immediately in for some TLC. I’ll see if I can build my bass chops back up. This guy just looks good on a wall. I need to take the neck off and fuck with the truss rod though.
  15. Reminds me of a radio lab from a million years ago about music
  16. To be clear - you can stream porn.
  17. Make sure all the regular Microsoft Defender stuff is turned on and don’t download porn.
  18. yeah something like that is for sure worth a gamble, cool guitar
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