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Beau Vine

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  1. When we lived in Honolulu, the best Mexican restaurant in town was this takeout place that was about a mile from our house. But I could never go get food there because their menu board said "Taco's...Burrito's...Enchilada's..." and it would make me so ragey that my wife would have to go pick it up.
  2. As usual, this is perfect timing and seems extremely well thought-out, because nothing else big in the situation has happened recently.
  3. Hey, Todd Helton managing in 2025 would be the most Montfort thing ever.
  4. Because they're not only bad, they also play like they don't give a shit. Absurd number of plays like this: And partly because I'm sort of a managerial job grim reaper. When I was a kid, Frank Lucchesi got fired after I had gone to a Rangers game. I was at Don Wakamatsu's last game with the Mariners; I was also at Bo Porter's last game.
  5. Six. Lost 2nd game of DH 11-1. This seems like where they couldn't possibly NOT fire Bud Black.
  6. 65 degrees and $1 tickets for 55+. Life is good.
  7. Pirates' games seem fun...
  8. It's their strongest turdition.
  9. Petrovic has been pretty fucking solid. Props to Pete for being willing to scratch a veteran to play a career AHLer instead. I remember screaming about Suter this time last year.
  10. Old guy comp: he looks like Eric Lindros playing juniors.
  11. I remember the time I was upset that we traded Stankoven. What a dumbass.
  12. Hey, a dumbass penalty by Jamie! That's crazy!
  13. Dear Weauxf Gawdz, Please smite that man for his transparent anti-weauxfing. Thankee, Beau
  14. Best part about this stat is that their one save was in a rain-shortened 7-inning game.
  15. It's Christmas fucking morning, boys and girls!
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