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campcrunk

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  1. I mean... maybe? I don't know. I'm skeptical whenever someone posts something like "he would have committed here already but for X, Y, and Z." It always sounds like false confidence and/or sour grapes to me. It looks stupid when other teams' $9.95er do it. It looks stupid when our $9.95ers do it. And it looks especially aggy when aggy $9.95ers do it.
  2. That pass deflection at 3:04... Holy shit
  3. Jesus, Akana's senior highlights are ridiculous. It's basically five minutes and forty-five seconds of him blowing people up behind or very near to the LOS. I'd be very curious to hear why so many people were down on him. I know it's just a highlight reel but it looks really, really damn good
  4. I hadn't seen this thread previously but I have to say that it seems like our actual class, so far, seems like it might actually be a little bit better than the projections y'all put up - which is impressive because I assume that most of these were supposed to be close to our "ideal" class. Nobody had Moore, Williams, Lefau, or Akana and I think only one person had Hill. I think only a few had Mitchell. Say whatever you want about Sark & co and there are plenty of very valid criticisms. But they've done an incredible job on this class.
  5. I think one of the $9.95ers was saying something to the effect of "if Moore doesn't sign by Thursday [today], Texas will move on." So assuming that's accurate, he's still got a few hours to make up his mind
  6. Who is "Miss Information" - and what was she leaking? I hope she sees a physician about that issue
  7. You mean our "average" Freshman All American, Second Team All American, co-Big XII DPOY, 3rd round pick former LB?
  8. We need a "Vomit+1" to go with the "Rage+1" rep
  9. Possibly. But as several others have pointed out, not all momentum is forward
  10. The UF team that absolutely destroyed aggy is getting waxed by Oregon State
  11. "Fix" can have a lot of different meanings. Personally, I would try to "fix" things by really loading up on 2 dozen kickers, punters, and long snappers. But yeah, you're right. Their only hope now is pulling a LOT of guys out of the portal - and I doubt they'll be able to pull enough quality to do much.
  12. HOLY SHIT - "crypotonite." This is amazing
  13. aggierogue: “Where is all the ‘Hill’s dad was given a job’ coming from? Hadn’t read that until tonight.” texags: *crickets* tejasag: IT’S TRUE BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE
  14. I just wanted to pop in to say that Longhornfrenzy and texifornia both deserve the Surly equivalent of the medal of honor. Simply incredible work, gentlemen. May you both live a thousand years
  15. "What do you notice about his commitment image?" For a second, I thought he was about to go off on some Q Anon rant
  16. "We just had our worst season in modern program history." Today I learned that 2003, 2005 and 2008 aren't "modern." I guess if there's one thing they've always been good at, it's cherry picking random years that support whatever stupid shit they're trying to spew
  17. The whole "THEY DUNN HIRED ANT HILL'S DAD!!1" thing is amazing to me. Not one of them (or anyone, really) ever said a single word about this until like 2 hours ago and now it's gospel truth. I'm gonna go out on a massive limb here and guess that we didn't hire his dad, BTW Edit: also, their "sickefying" DL? What? Is wheelz having a stroke?
  18. "People think Texas has an edge because Texas has blasted it to every source they have Hill is theirs and he loves them. I've seen this story too many times." So, sort of like... Malcom Brown? Tim Cole? Sydir Mitchell? Holton Hill? Kris Boyd? Malik Jefferson? Jeff McCulloch? Alfred Collins? Vernon Broughton? Cedric Reed? Johntay Cook? Cedric Baxter? Hayden Connor? Troy Omeire? Jordan Whittington? Brandon Jones? Moro Ojomo? And those are just the "big" names I can remember off the top of my head. I, too, have "seen this story too many times." And that's all just in our past 13 years of wandering the desert
  19. "We have one damn losing season in 25 years..." These guys would like a word with you, aggy...
  20. Massive props (and rep) for the Adventures of Pete & Pete reference
  21. Someone from our staff must have shown Cooper all the negative posts on Texags
  22. HAHAHAHA aggy really is going to have to run a 7-1-3 defense next year. And that's assuming they don't lose any more DBs.
  23. So that leaves them with, what - ONE scholarship linebacker? This is the funniest shit ever. They might wind up having to throw 8 figures at Hill
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