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campcrunk

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  1. Does Savion Williams look like a take to anyone else? His Hudl reminds me of LJH. Is it just a question of whether he can catch, since he played QB for Marshall? http://www.hudl.com/v/2CKgnv
  2. I've Mensa hires that shit bag, I'm done with this program until there's a new HC. Period. I already stopped my meager donations and quit buying new gear over Horny. Briles would be the absolute last straw. I'll go back to following the NHL and college hockey full time or take up some other hobby. Preferably one that doesn't ruin nearly all of my Saturdays from late August to the end of November.
  3. That's a painful ass list to read. At least Gray had an excuse - poor kid was never the same after his Achilles injury. Outside of him and Foreman, the rest of the guys before Ingram and Brown were just either not that good or totally wasted behind some of the worst offensive lines I've had the displeasure of watching. Although I still feel like Chris Warren could have been a pro-bowler and maybe even more with the right coaching. As a defensive end.
  4. On the bright side, it was rental. I'm guessing you didn't get the deposit back, though. I really don't even drink that much anymore - certainly not like I used to. But there's something special about our games against TCU since they joined the Big XII that just makes me want to crawl inside a bottle of whiskey before those Saturdays.
  5. See, I was under some kind of weird delusion that: 1) Charlie was already automatically gone after KU; and 2) the kids would come out and fight like hell for him to win one on the way out. It occurred to me that Powers might try to keep Charlie with a win because hE's SuCh A gOoD gUy, but I was under the delusion that losing KU had sealed his fate no matter what. In hindsight, you're 100% correct - as miserable as watching that shitshow was, it was probably for the best because it removed any excuse Powers might have had for keeping Strong.
  6. For me, it was the 2016 TCU game. That game was not nearly as "close" as the final score indicated and it was one of biggest displays of offensive futility of the Charlie Strong era - which is really saying something. Obviously, it was also right after the KU disaster. I blacked out just before halftime, which was pretty merciful in hindsight. Unfortunately, I was also at my in-laws for Thanksgiving, which didn't go over so well with my wife. Or her parents. Or her grandparents.
  7. Honestly, we need to start smaller than that. Let's start by looking for someone who doesn't give away the play based on where the running back is and go from there.
  8. Of fucking course - we could have blown that out of the water if we really wanted Harrell. And we clearly should have really wanted Harrell. Unless the headman is a narcissistic maniac who refuses to allow any outside viewpoints because HE knows more than everyone. I just do not believe there is any chance that LSU will let that happen. They'll pull all of Louisiana's highway and public works funding to make sure. And then, since that's only like $12.00, they'll make cuts to entitlement funding and whatever the fuck else they have to. Brady isn't leaving LSU this year - and he sure as fuck isn't going anywhere to work for Herman's ass.
  9. $1.2 million seems like a lot. Until you think about what we could have paid if Tom really wanted Harrell. Seems pretty obvious to me that Mensa never had any intention of making a run at Harrell - because we could have doubled that. I'm going to assume that all of the rumors about him not wanted to mess with "his" offense were true. It's not quite promoting-Bobby-Jack-Wright level bad, but I'm guessing the boosters who would have paid through the nose for Harrell aren't happy. On the plus side, you can probably start counting the days until Herman is gone. If that's what it takes, I guess I can live with that. Chris Ash and Rhett Lashlee/Major Applewhite, come on down. Let's get this asshole fired sooner rather than later.
  10. Obviously photoshopped. The SEC patch should be twice the size of the aggy patch.
  11. I think Okam would be a home run for a lot of reasons if Herman is smart enough to pull that trigger - he would have an amazing pitch to parents based on his own status as a super high achiever in football and academics.
  12. I'm out of rep, but so much this. He's already THREE YEARS overdue. Oh,and his unit is arguably the worst part of a shitty team. He should've been gone first - and he fucking well better be gone ASAP. In summation: fuck you, Casey Horny, you rape apologist piece of shit. Fuck off to Mt. Vernon or some shit and fuck up their special teams.
  13. I'm very happy to have been wrong about the staff changes, but I'm going to need to see who the replacements are before I'll consider changing my mind about Herman. Also, that shit with Mehringer's bitch ass, if even 25% true, is exactly how talented offenses (and teams) fall apart midway through a season. Especially if you sprinkle in shitty, shitty playcalling and a historically bad defense. If true, the fact that Herman didn't fire him on the spot is concerning.
  14. I mean, what DL wouldn’t want to go be a part of the elite pass rush and overall defense aggy trotted out there tonight? Say what you want about our shitty team. They got more pressure on Burrow than this shit show. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  15. Honestly? I'd be OK with Herman maybe keeping Naivar, Hand, Drayton (but only because it seems like we need him to keep Robinson), and I guess Beck could stay if he'll only be co-OC (passing game coordinator or some shit) due to his recruiting - but only if someone else is calling the plays. And none of those guys are absolved of anything - we've had some spectacularly shitty OL play lately, safeties who can't tackle worth a fuck, Ingram still running into the wrong gap/indecisively dancing around in the backfield too long, and Sam seems to have regressed. If anyone besides those four guys is back, then fuck Herman forever. I won't ever cheer for Texas to lose, but I will be cheer for some kind of massive off the field scandal involving Herman's time at Houston, tOSU, ISU, Rice, Cal Lutheran, or where the fuck ever that gives us cause to shitcan him immediately.
  16. Just our fucking luck. Okam is a guy who potentially gave up millions to come back for his senior year just in case he decided to go to medical school instead of the NFL - as he was talked about as a potential first rounder at the time, but ended up going in what, the 7th after his senior year? And he's a smart, relatable, hard working, good coach. Absolutely fucking shocking. I'm sure moms and dads just hate him. Gee, do you guys think he might be interesting in coaching at his alma mater (assuming the HC isn't an arrogant fucking prick)? Meanwhile, Giles falls ass-backwards into Broughton and Fillanger (only after losing out on Leal and before losing 4i Princely and probably Collins) and I'd guess the odds of him being back next year are probably close to 90% because Mensa loves him some "yes" men. How many sacks does our DL have again? How have they looked compared to the Baylor DL? Or just anyone not named "Coburn" and/or maybe "Roach?" Remind me again what an awesome "developer of talent" Giles is? I really hope I'm wrong. I really hope Herman isn't going to come out after the season and say "we had to keep Oscar and Drew because Oscar got us Broughton and Drew was 2019's #1 recruiter." But I don't think I am. Meanwhile, Samples and Okam are just fucking sitting there, being better than any of our position coaches, and I'd guess both would at least be interested. /rant
  17. Friendly reminder: people who have to constantly crow about how smart they are (or carry a card to that effect) are pretty much universally fucking morons.
  18. HOORAY WE SCORED ON BAYLOR'S THIRD STRINGERS!!! ALL IS FORGIVEN, TOM! I DON'T HATE YOU ANYMORE
  19. This team has 100% quit. I don't see them beating anyone right now.
  20. Mims has been getting away with fucking murder all goddamn game. Not that it matters because our whole coaching staff is bloody diarrhea in human form from top to bottom, but still.
  21. I admire your commitment to optimism, but... no.
  22. I genuinely hope that Herman feels really, really good about taking MILLIONS of dollars away from several of his seniors while he sits and collects the seventh highest salary in CFB.
  23. Wow. I feel so fucking bad for every senior who had the option to leave but came back. Herman should be Kiffened and left in fucking Waco for this shit show.
  24. Think about all of the solid seniors whose season Herman has absolutely fucking wasted - Duvernay, CJ, Braun, Roach, even Brandon Jones. This a goddamn disgrace. He's cost each of those guys MILLIONS with this cluster fuck of absolute shit coaching and refusal to adjust.
  25. Fuck it. If we're going to lose (and we are), I hope Baylor runs it the fuck up. Anything that gets us closer to getting rid of Mensa. I can't handle hearing "wElL tHe sUn CaMe uP tOdAy. wE pLaYeD a ReAlLy gOoD tEaM cLoSe" one more fucking time. Followed, of course, by Herman blaming the kids for not executing his shit-tacular game plan.
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