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campcrunk

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  1. And if he played just about anywhere else, no one would know who the fuck he is. If he played here, we'd have been screaming for his backup for the better part of four years. Guaranteed.
  2. "None of our guys were late to anything. I've never seen anything like it." Then you're a shitty head coach, Kirby. But mostly, I just don't fucking believe him. Anyone who was late to a bowl anything while Smart coached for Saban was almost certainly drawn and quartered as an example to the other players.
  3. The NFL GM that takes Fromm in the first round (because it's GOING to happen) should be taken out back and shot. Dude is just so ordinary.
  4. "nOt To TaKe AnYtHiNg AwAy FrOm TeXaS lAsT yEaR..." Get fucked, imbecile.
  5. IMO, the most overrated player in CFB by quite a bit. He's just nothing special and if he didn't play at UGA, no one would know who he is (now that I've said this, watch him complete 15 in a row or something, of course). In any event, this Georgia team is just not that impressive. And neither is Baylor. There's always going to be a ton "what-ifs" about this season because Mensa waited at least year too long to make the obvious calls of ditching Orlando and Mehinger (among others).
  6. I actually came here to post this. He looked really good last night.
  7. "But can [so-and-so] scheme for Big XII offenses?" is the new "tHe SeC hAs So MuCh sPeEd!!!1" and/or "ThEy WeRe BeAt Up FrOm tHe SeC gRiNd!!!11" Most of the offenses in this conference aren't especially revolutionary these days. Outside of OU, almost none of them are even all that good. Just stop. Please.
  8. I have a question for anyone that might know - did Utah show up to bowl events talking a bunch of shit and throwing the Horns down? It seems like almost every time I see Texas really slap someone around like they did tonight, some of that kind of stuff has gone down. ASU ("Rrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuudddy!"), Mizzou, and UGA. Just curious.
  9. Watching our defensive line turned loose was also a thing of beauty. I really hope Alfred Collins was there and we're pitching the "Rhule is going to the NFL" angle every time one of our coaches speaks to him.
  10. I mean, he's got a point - he called an awesome game tonight. Can he coach linebackers? Because, otherwise, I'm not sure there's a place for him since Ash does DBs too.
  11. Off setting calls seemed pretty clear there. And they should have looked at the Utah TD, though I'm not sure there's enough to overturn it. I would've at least liked to see it in slow motion. All things considered, I'd say it was maybe a low-end "D minus" effort from the refs. That means it's probably about our best officiated game this year by quite a bit.
  12. Now just imagine if we had used him like that all year instead of playing him as a coverage backer.
  13. You guys don't get it. Yurcich is a double agent - he tanked tOSU's chances by causing Fields to throw two picks to help kick their recruiting out of Texas. Don't you read the Buckeye boards? Mensa, 4D chess, and all that other shit.
  14. This. Seriously. I don't know why this was ever a question. I don't give a shit that OU got crushed except that it was absolutely fucking hilarious. Lincoln Riley's baffled, hopeless face on the sidelines warmed my cold, dead heart. What we did had much more of an effect on our season than anything to do with our shit conference - most of whom I don't give two shits about (ISU and OSU are alright, I guess). The wheels came the fuck off because our coaching staff was, by and large, a total shitshow comprised of a miserable, arrogant prick of an HC, some decent to good position coaches/recruiters, and a couple other position coaches who probably don't even belong at a DII school. There's no fixing the first one (at this time). Hopefully, we're addressing the last problem. We should be significantly better next year just based on the fact that 3rd and Orlando won't be an issue. Neither will Mehringer's incompetent ass (among others). Am I expecting the playoffs? No, I'm not (although I'm open to being pleasantly surprised). But I do think we'll be better.
  15. I don't know, y'all. I was watching some old OSU highlights and Yurcich kept calling pass plays from the shotgun when the RB was lined up a yard behind the QB. Is that allowed? I feel like we already get penalized more than enough. Seriously, I like this potential (let's not jinx anything here) hire a ton. I'm not as thrilled about Ash, but I'm at least willing to keep an open mind. In any case, the team should be much, much, much improved simply based on the lack of Orlando and Beck.
  16. Wow. A non-attorney lecturing an auditorium full of lawyers about ex-parte communications. I'm sure that went over incredibly well. I'd be disappointed if they didn't laugh him off of the stage.
  17. Damn. Excellent point. Assuming that JQJ's knee is healed up in time, just imagine about a situational package with him and Bijan. Now we're getting my hopes up and I don't like it one bit.
  18. I'm out of rep, but this. A thousand times, this. Sam/Rojo/Milroe running the zone read with Bijan out a four wide set would be incredible.
  19. It just said "Damn" and quoted Smith's tweet. The fact that he'd choose to post something siding with Smith despite all of the documented evidence to the contrary says everything you need to know about FWK. Fuck that guy. I hope he gets popped Will Lyles style and winds up sweeping the fucking floor at Target.
  20. BTW, what a strange and fascinating coincidence that this tweet came out not long after it was rumored that Mensa was potentially looking to hire a valued member away from Smith's beloved tOSU. How interesting! Totally unrelated, I'm sure.
  21. This is how I feel as well. Not that I really want to give Herman the benefit of the doubt, but Smith is one of the biggest football-adjacent pieces out there wasting oxygen at the moment. Herman at his absolute shittiest does not even begin to approach Smith's level. At the very least, if this was true, we'd have heard about it back when Jackson won Heisman as a sophomore.
  22. Fuck tape fingers in the ear. And then fuck him in the other ear. If we hire that shit bag, I'm done with TH forever - and CDC too for letting it happen. Fortunately, I don't think we're going to have to worry about it. If the Air Raid was too "out there" for Herman, I can't imagine he'd be OK with the Veer and Shoot. Edit: Fire Casey Horny. Fuck that guy too.
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