Jump to content

campcrunk

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    1932
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by campcrunk

  1. Live look at the people who think Okam shot us down because of "stability" or Joey McGuire
  2. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..... So we knew that Mensa is reprobate with the social intelligence of a coffee table who can't say two words without pissing someone off. But driving off one of UT's favorite sons because of his bullshit? That shit is a new low. Just incredible. I knew Okam was too good to be true. I fucking knew it. Fuck you, Tom.
  3. While I don't necessarily agree that we aren't "football fast" at times (unfortunately, pretty often, actually), I think you're right. This seems exactly like some shit that sweaty fuck would pull so he'd be able to point to the article to use it as negative recruiting.
  4. Here's hoping LSU gets back to three yards and a cloud of dust next year. Not likely, but I can dream. Maybe they'll just hire a really bad spread OC this time. Fingers crossed they find a way to get Drew Mehringer. If not, I'm sure Andy Ludwig, Chip Long, or Sonny Cumbie, could do with a change of scenery.
  5. edit: Quoted the wrong post.
  6. Oof. Lawrence looks like he's melting down. This one's over, I'm afraid.
  7. I hope Dabo slaughters many fattened cattle in the name of the lord at half time. Clemson's going to need all the help they can get.
  8. Herbstreit: Nice play by the Tigers. Fowler: the LSU Tigers. Herbstreit: You gotta clarify. Fowler: Haha Herbstreit: Hahahahahahaha Fowler: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  9. I'm not sure if Herman has reached a John-Mackovic-Hiring-Bobby-Jack-Wright level of saying "fuck you" to the fans (and big money), but it does seem like he's getting closer and closer with every hire.
  10. All aboard the Mensa Express!
  11. Interesting. But if Herman just had to go with a comfort hire, I think I'd still rather he just went after Akina. At least he has a résumé with more than one line on it.
  12. Sooo... young Jason Washington? OK, I guess. I sincerely hope the people posting about him being our bag man are correct if that's the case.
  13. So we're hiring Ash's version of Mehringer? Fucking wonderful...
  14. Underappreciated post. Hopefully, Ash's defense is actually a little more primitive than Orlando's with fewer blitzes from all the way out in Lascaux.
  15. Coming soon to the University of Texas... LBs: Toby Neinas TEs: Vince Okruch DTs: Corey Brown CBs: Cory Robinson And if Drayton bolts to the NFL, they're hiring Nunzio fucking Campanile to coach running backs. You'll take your Rutgers castoffs and like it, bitches, because Mensa said so.
  16. Tariq Allen and Patrick Nkwopara do not appreciate your post, sir.
  17. I am so beyond sold on Milroe as the future of the program. What a beast. He's going to do amazing things at TEXAS.
  18. I mean, just look at his very solid assessment of Noel Devine.
  19. Clouds - how do they even work, bro? And his law firm's Twitter profile is Moses (presumably) kneeling before the burning bush while weird cosmic characters rise up off of it. Just imagine being represented by this guy.
  20. Just imagine being enough of a soulless insect person to monetize your own kid like that. I know we see it multiple times per year (especially in recruiting) but it still bothers me.
×
×
  • Create New...