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Scholz

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  1. Douchebag
  2. 6. 1966--Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning: "One player was lost because all 3 of his appendix came out. How do you go about getting an appendix in condition for football?"
  3. I feel really bad for the schools who used to have an advantage by cheating having to deal with legal payments. To the entitled, equality feels like oppression.
  4. He'll take them out for a nice seafood dinner.
  5. Those idiots make me weep for the future of humanity.
  6. Their projection skills are unmatched. It’s uncanny.
  7. Pool party! Momentum! Big moves! Long game! 🤣
  8. …and brag about how good the teams are that beat them.
  9. I’ve met the kid. He’s just not very bright. Probably having a tough time in college.
  10. Enjoy living on a cow patty, big guy from Seattle.
  11. Going into year 6 of the Bilbo regime. Great roster management. 😂
  12. Well some kids don’t want to play school. That’s one of those places.
  13. In on page 1. Most excellent.
  14. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m praying to cheese-us right now.
  15. I heard we’re giving him $1.2B
  16. Swamp rats be all
  17. That’s where I’m at. Is that awesome or horrific?
  18. All they know is if they’re not the only ones paying, it isn’t fair.
  19. They lose the best games. It’s their only recourse. “How do we turn losing into winning?” 1) Brag about who beat them 2) Brag about winning hypothetical games
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