Doc has me on keto diet to address a number of issues, including hopefully helping the acute claustrophobia Iβve developed the last year that prevents me from getting on a plane. Includes MCT oil and AMPK Charge+ supplement.
There should be black box warning on these supplements: When taking, never trust a fart.
Rented a Tesla for a cross-country work trip. Because I cannot fly. White Model Y, white interior.
Went to church, left right after. About to pull on the interstate. Let a small, innocuous-feeling fart out. That wasnβt a fart.
Immediately pulled into McDs to check the damage, waddled into the menβs room, cleaned up, confirmed it had gone right through the underwear and pants. Got back to the car and yep, right on the pristine white leather seat too.
Fortunately I was only 30 minutes away from home. Drove back, chucked the pants and underwear, took a shower, re-dressed, sanitized seat, on my way.
Dropped liquid in a truck stop somewhere in NE Tx and now again in an outlet mall bathroom in Little Rock.
Itβs seriously like colonoscopy prep.