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  1. Ha. I assume you are being facetious and know the answer, but I’ll type it anyway. French President Macron and his wife. They began dating when she was 40 and he was 15.
  2. She was just signaling you to follow her to the sleeper car. You missed it.
  3. Not like it’s an unprecedented situation.
  4. Maserati, like BMW, Mercedes, and Jaguar, has figured out that they can make more money by pumping out entry-level POS cars that rubes snap up because of the perceived luxury label. Problem being that the entry level POS cars are even worse quality, with higher ownership costs, than a comparable Toyota or Ford.
  5. Wordle 1,008 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #792 1/6 (100%) πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ πŸ§­β­πŸš©πŸ”€πŸ—£οΈπŸ‘«πŸͺ™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 789 3️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #465 (7/13) βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #286 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  6. Well, he did hire Rhule. Who had one good season at Baylor. And coached in the NFL. And gave a really good locker room speech one time.
  7. nnm

    Getting old sucks

    Dupuytren's may also be associated with drinking alcohol
  8. You linked the wrong album to get likes from Surlyites.
  9. Wordle 1,007 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #791 1/6 (100%) πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ πŸ§­β­πŸš©πŸ”€πŸ—£οΈπŸ‘«πŸͺ™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 788 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #464 (4/9) βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #285 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺ🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺ🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺ🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 πŸŸͺ🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 First two were easy in Connections. I just gave up and guessed randomly on the last two to get it over with.
  10. I bet she doesn't even know how to use a slide rule.
  11. Domestic violence is always a sure-fire laugh.
  12. Looks exactly like the road I grew up on in northern NM. And you'd better believe I hit 65+ on those roads on the straightaways.
  13. Wordle 1,006 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #790 1/6 (100%) πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ 🧭⭐🚩πŸͺ™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 787 8️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #463 (4/9) βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ… https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #284 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Ferris Bueller was an exploitative prick. Cameron never should have listened to him.
  14. New fear unlocked. Flying sneks.
  15. Decidedly unsatisfying puzzle morning. The bird on Wordle was nice, but the double strikeout in Quordle was frustrating. Too many double letter options. And then connections was a tricksy little hobbit. Wordle 1,005 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #789 4/6 (100%) πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬œβ†™οΈ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜➑️ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬…οΈ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŽ‰ πŸ§­β­πŸš©πŸ”€πŸ—£οΈπŸ‘«πŸͺ™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 786 4️⃣πŸŸ₯ 9️⃣πŸŸ₯ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ #travle #462 (3/7) βœ…βœ…βœ… https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #283 🟨🟨πŸŸͺ🟨 🟨πŸŸͺ🟨🟨 🟨🟨πŸŸͺ🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨
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    Bidet Meta Threas

    I have a bio bidet 2000 in the master bath and Luxe Bidet Neo 85 on every other toilet in the house and guest house. The Luxe is basic, no frills, no heater, etc. I catch a lot of flak about being hoity-toity when we have guests, but that’s just an opportunity to evangelize about hygiene. As someone wiser than me said upthread (or maybe it was on the shag), when you step in dog crap in the yard, do you wipe it off with a paper towel and go on about your day? Of course not. You go to the hose and wash it off. I can’t believe I walked this earth for over 40 years with a poop-smeared backside before discovering the shag’s bidet thread. We’re not barbarians, people.
  17. This is the exact scenario in a scandal currently rocking ABQ PD. DWI squad was in cahoots with a local DWI defense lawyer. Apparently he would pay cops not to show up. Hundreds of pending cases have been dismissed. One of the cops had been MADD officer of the year. The best articles are from the ABQ Journal but they’re all behind a paywall. https://www.koat.com/article/albuquerque-dwi-officer-missed-court-dates/46914361
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