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UcancallmeSurly

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  1. Texas. 52 Baylor 31 “ Her lawsuit includes an allegation that 31 Baylor football players committed at least 52 acts of rape, including five gang rapes, between 2011 and 2014”
  2. When is less actually more? When they are real.
  3. Was at a party a few weeks back and ended up holding the bar hostage with a few 80’s grad Ags. Surprisingly great guys that I would have never guessed as aggy & even laughed/agreed when told they were a cult. Then came the culture & tradition spiel, “I read weekly feedback on our football forum from visitor guests boasting about our unmatched atmosphere and hospitality”.
  4. Translation: Former student was hankering to suck & swallow. Visited the glory hole that he had his best luck at back in the late 90’s & saw a few dudes going @ it doggystyle. Feeling left out he’s calling on some freshmen to join the party. Advantage aggy, in this game you’ll never run out of time.
  5. BOMC working OT, that is muy bueno.
  6. Reminded me of this deleted scene
  7. Career maybe, if not definitely. Player? Earl or Ken Hall
  8. He’s always avoided contact at all cost. His father is the likely source, he had a nagging ankle injury that pretty much killed his NFL prospects. Seeing a dwarf come out of the womb certainly influenced the style as well.
  9. I don’t read other programs recruiting boards, but I’m guessing Stanford, Michigan & Notre Dame don’t have a bag hag or Facebook dwarf fronting their recruiting from the fan circle?
  10. Classic statement
  11. True.. they should leave a number on the bathroom stall if they want him to initiate the call
  12. Thought I could help the little feller out with some career options, but a quick google search tells me the bar in Buffalo NY with the midget in a raincoat that you could piss on for $10 has been closed due to unpaid taxes. Was looking forward to the .05 discount.. #$9.95pissonhammster
  13. aggy investers were looking into it until they fired Sumlin... they ran out of time
  14. I heard the name Daniel J. Figurelli is currently available.
  15. bunch o' mother fuckers around here
  16. Aggy Uber driver tday: ''Texas should have cancelled the series with OU & not us... A&M/Texas was a much bigger rivalry". Overall great guy, veteran etc... later he shared that his Longhorn fan Dad told him that if he would've known his son was going to be an Aggy, he would have drowned him at birth.
  17. My exes next door neighbor.. my son loves him/something to do with weed I’m sure. ”He gives no fucks” was the explanation
  18. That’s one chapter of a novel on how Stoops played Mack & Co like a fucking fiddle. Those 6ixty something to piss beatings were far more than the playing field. Mack & cronies were lazy ass pussies that happen to recruit some high quality talent. Stoops chugs cocks, but if we are going to war I’m lining up with him, Mack wouldn’t make it out of the mess tent.
  19. Username checks out/in?.... from the Jersey Meadowlands
  20. Note to self: Don’t go elbows deep on some Beck haters Mom.
  21. Only aggy could build a clock that's never right, forget twice a day.
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