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Dnaguy

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  1. Has he ever witnessed a win? Jesus Christ.
  2. Iโ€™m not saying NO wivesโ€ฆ.. but consider the circumstances: 1.) Having 4 kids usually implies marriage 2.) Married women are notorious for ceasing the act of fellatio 3.) Even if fellatio is performed itโ€™s rarely to completion as said fellator bc it transpires in the throws of sexual intercourse 4.) Having 4 kids would generally require considerable planning which would mean youโ€™re planning on having kids which means dropping a load p in v style. 5.) Even if they were an accident, youโ€™re engaging in p in v at the time. Itโ€™s not as if you were getting blown, she sneezed while you ejacโ€™ed, and your load fell in her vagina 6.) Having 4 children implies likely a time frame of at least roughly 8 years of baby and pregnancy. Thats a lot of stress and time that takes away from anyoneโ€™s giving nature. Without the incentive of securing a mate because sheโ€™s already married, thereโ€™s no motivation for blowies.
  3. Are they all from different guys? Bc thereโ€™s no chance in hell the same guy was getting head over the time it would take to conceive 4 children.
  4. Hitters would kill for that average. Thatโ€™s why they call Trump The Greatest Shitter Who Ever Lived
  5. The last one was and we saw the result. It probably was the most sound strategy tbh.
  6. A key component of the genius that is Sark is his insistence to throw it to the โ€ฆ.. checks notes โ€ฆ. Wide receivers. James Franklin could take some pointers on this cutting edge offensive philosophy .
  7. It was so bad that I thought I drank too much and couldnโ€™t read the game clock or that the sound wasnโ€™t synched correctly. There was also that weird comment about ND already being in field goal range when the ball was on the 40 or 45 on that final possession. I mean, a 58-63 yard field goals are attemptedโ€ฆ. Just not usually in the college game and not usually with like a minute left.
  8. Have the Astros shown interest in Winker? I mean, his defense sucks but he bats left handed and seems like heโ€™s got a decent enough slash line. Not ideal for a RF but you stick him in left when Yordon is DHโ€™ing.
  9. Darn. Assuming Press approves a trade, youโ€™d need to eat prob half his salary. So that only leaves you 4 mil for a left handed outfielder. Notgreatbob.gif
  10. Greenlands population is like 56-57k. Thatโ€™s lower than the threshold to become a state set by Congress in the Northwest Territories in โ€ฆ checks notesโ€ฆ.. the late 1700โ€™s. Christ.
  11. Yeah but if youโ€™re batting 0.067 in mlb youโ€™re consideredโ€ฆ. Unman โ€ฆ. Shitty too. NM.
  12. Jesus talk by Leonard makes him sound stupid. He got into ND and Duke. Woof
  13. Youโ€™ve never popped off?!
  14. Thatโ€™ll do pig. Thatโ€™ll do
  15. Did ND forget how to block all of a sudden?
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