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Dnaguy

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  1. For those other 50% of young men, weary, overworked, and oversexed, I, an elder millennial, shall cast aside the shackles of monogamy and step once more into the bush. The rules have changed, and the swipey apps hold a wealth of opportunities—yet remain fraught with the perils of siren calls. Still, if half the young men refuse to fill the void, then I shall, in noble service to Gen Z, vow to fill many of those voids. I say, fuck it! And fuck it I will. Lest the script of Tadalafil run dry, I shall get my dick wet.
  2. side note: Can you ever get your virginity back and if so, how long does it take for you to be a neovirigin? As a married man over 40, I ….uhhhhhh…. have a friend who was thinking this the other day.
  3. In Fort Bend I did go past the ARB. I had put together a nice analysis and they pretty much just asked the appraiser what he thought and when he said that they run all the numbers through their software, etc they ARB threw me a ‘bone’ and took like 5 grand off. That made me salty. I requested arbitration. You have to put down like 500 or 1000 bucks as an escrow depending on valuation of the property. If I remember correctly, if the arbiter goes with a number closer to yours then the county is on the hook for that # and you get your $ back. But if they rule closer to the county number you lose your $. I can’t remember if they called me or I called them before the actual arbitration date. But I got another meeting with the county and they agreed to like 75% of what I was asking for in appraisal reduction. So I never actually got in front of the arbiter and was given my $ back Provably took too much of my time but it was a learning experience none the less.
  4. On a serious note though, if you’re Bexar county then don’t pay anyone to do your protest. The informal appointment appraisers are such a push over that as long as your reduction is ~ 10% they’ll just agree to it with minimal evidence. with Chat GPT, it’s now just too easy. Playbook: 1.) Get appraisal 2.) Protest 3.) Receive comps / evidence packet 4.) Request access to county data that literally has all properties in county (it’s a code to a Box.com account or something like that at least) 5.) Download CSV file 6.) Filter the 4-5 gig excel file down to your neighborhood / street / whatever window you think is fair or makes your house look way over priced 7.) Save only that filtered data 8.) Ask Chat GPT to make a presentation / statically coherent arguement for X price. 9.) During informal present your # and show Chat’s hard work. 10.) Profit…. Well at least pay less than you would.
  5. Get a fucking job and afford your taxes free loader. Why should I be subsidizing your ability to live in your expensive ass home just because you’ve lived on the earth longer than me?
  6. I mean, they say it with not even an ounce of irony.… the best people indeed.
  7. I’m not good. But I can hit the ball straight enough to make a scramble doable. work is now making me do marketing things…. which means a lot more golfing. I have always rented clubs for events…. But I feel like I should now buy a set. Whats the best way to get a good set of beginner clubs? The second hand / refurbished Calloway site seems ok I guess. IDK. Figured surly had enough gurus to lead me to the right path.
  8. Dumb question but if Parades gets healthy would he likely go back to 3rd and Corella go to second?
  9. You’re thinking of sunsetting long balls.
  10. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIcgtIrRbxl/?igsh=NXQ5ZGRqb2dpd3du
  11. 26….. gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.” 27 Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. Damn, this is some freaky shit
  12. She seems like a seasoned tax professional.
  13. Accidental Pollination? is that better or worse than premature pollination?
  14. Dnaguy

    Getting old sucks

    Without a prescription?
  15. Dnaguy

    Getting old sucks

    My friend has whittled down the broken brain pills to the level he’s comfortable right now. He would need a prescription regardless of GoodRx or not….. or maybe I’m what you’re saying. And like I said, it’s not that it completely doesn’t work. Actually getting off SSRI’s and onto other classes has helped some, but now that he’s back to the same amount of ‘want’ it almost makes the problem worse? If your shit doesn’t work but you don’t care to partake, then what are you really losing out on? I mean he is stuck between rock and a not so hard place. Maybe not at first, but when it’s the same ole vanilla maritals it can be difficult. Date night after the ole lady has wine and a gummie and he can catch her at maybe her second glass before she goes fully to sleepy, he’s got a shot at a shot. But it’s definitely on his mind to make sure to hurry up because if it’s one thing his wife doesn’t want is a marathon. He pretty much gets my one chance and then it’s sleepy time within her reaching her goal. He’s on borrowed time after that and the Oscar music starts playing him off. So if his speech doesn’t wrap up or the mic stand doesn’t hold then he just gets shuttled off stage. My friend is probably an over-sharer….
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