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aggie08

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  1. I know it's fucked up to say about a 13 year old, but there's gotta be like a 45% chance that she shot her father, right? Maybe not on purpose, maybe just didn't think it was loaded, but pretty likely the gun was in her hands. A little more believable than her standing on a bed next to her completely asleep father while she searches for something in a fucking tacklebox on the shelf directly above his head, only for the gun to fall perfectly enough onto a mattress to discharge into dad's brain.
  2. Men, I'm starting to think that stashing guns in every drawer, cabinet, and shelf of my house is actually a bad idea.
  3. Ok, so we're going to plan a strike mission that only requires one helicopter and two lesbians. The entire rest of the team, two Delta units, and Taylor Sheridan are only there in case the helicopter crashes. Gee, I wonder what's going to happen.
  4. Dear diary, please put Scarlett Johansson in sweaters that make her tits look like a PlayStation 1 Tomb Raider game.
  5. Give a man that much hardware, he kind of has to be, no?
  6. I always enjoy watching smart people argue with not so smart people.
  7. I mean, boo for being a Nazi piece of shit and all....but nice.
  8. Fuck. Welp, I'm going to hell for laughing.
  9. So fucking arbitrary who we, the public, decide what matters for.
  10. This show has always been pretty blatant about its politics, but that last episode cracked me up.
  11. If I wanted to see someone suck their own dick, I'm sure there's a category on pornhub. Generally speaking, if you're going to start releasing documentaries about healing and longevity methods that only you've discovered, maybe have more than one Super Bowl. We barely tolerate Brady's TB12 holistic journey, and he has 7.
  12. $100 to a real charity isn't going to result in much. But, a marginally funny troll on an anonymous internet message board? Those are the memories that last forever.
  13. The losing moral high ground position is extremely hilarious to me. Guess what? Trump and the GOP are still going to do the exact same stupid shit that they were planning to do before he was pardoned. The only thing it changes is that it makes people like Incredulity's task of defending and justifying that stupid shit when it happens slightly easier. But guess what? They were going to find ways to defend and justify it regardless.
  14. Ridiculous and stupid...but still somehow way better than I was expecting. Not a bad disposable watch and immediately forget about movie.
  15. Explain why for us casuals. Only need 2-3 teams to be in the ballpark of each other to make for a decent race.
  16. I can't believe Bill Barr blew his cover. He was our best asset.
  17. Odd. My experience with Republicans is that they tend to like fact-checking services because it informs them what they should believe super duper hard because the deep state is trying to suppress it.
  18. How much leash can Baltimore afford to give a kicker, even the unquestionably best one of all time?
  19. I can't possibly image the miserable existence that some must be living in to muster to any kind of outrage over this. Forget politics for two seconds: at the end of the day, it's his son. I'm sure Joe feels a tremendous amount of guilt for how Hunter's life turned out (score another one for nepotism/cronyism), and certainly feels that Hunter has already given his pound of flesh for being the go-to human punching bag for the last 5 years because of his dad's position. He probably doesn't pardon him if he wins re-election this year. It is what it is. Besides, what has being a (relatively) selfless civil servant gotten Joe? Stepped aside to give Hilary her shot, beginning our current nightmare. Came back and won, only to become of the most unpopular, hated, mocked Presidents in a recent memory that includes the guy he beat. Got forced out (rightly or wrongly) only to see the GOP take everything. Let him go live in Delaware for his remaining years and see his remaining son.
  20. The music slams. And then goes hard. Don't really love the simplicity of the cat and mouse game basically boiling down to, "Hey, an old asset of mine randomly has a BIL who is the greatest gun maker slash CAD engineer in the world. Wow, turns out he's about the closest thing to a friend and confidant that the world-class assassin has. Are those his sleepover clothes? Oh, there he is!" But the production level is high enough to ignore some plot silliness/conveniences.
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