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aggie08

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  1. May got have mercy and never let these people anywhere near ocean waterways at night.
  2. Ever pause on a movie thumbnail, knowing that you're eventually--one way or the other--going to cave it and watch it, and let out a depressed sigh? I just don't give the slightest of fucks about this movie...but I know I'll give in to the algorithm one night before Christmas. A couple A-list stars phoning it in for a paycheck in a big budget, paint-by-numbers Christmas movie? Sure, I guess.
  3. He probably shouldn't drive cars anymore. Like ever.
  4. Damnit. I was wondering when someone would catch my brain fart.
  5. Blah, blah, blah...all I read was that I'm entitled to royalties if you make any money on this endeavor. It's a cool premise. They're this generation's Magic, Bird, and MJ, and it's entirely possible that none of see anything like it again in our lifetimes with the way the league is going. The international stars are fucking amazing right now, but something just hits different with homegrown dudes who have exceeded the insane expectations we put on them as teenagers (or college kids). I'd read it.
  6. I mean, by the letter of the law, it was a foul, but I've never, ever seen a foul called on a scramble for a loose ball like that.
  7. ^^^ spot on. Everyone says that they want parody...but no one actually watches parody. No dominant or polarizing teams, and the marketable American superstars are in decline.
  8. Not the finale. 12 episodes this season.
  9. One of the ugliest games I've seen in awhile to be sure.
  10. There's going to be statues in no less than a half dozen states. Mark it down.
  11. More because he's hot than because of the gravity of what he did. Otherwise, I don't necessary disagree with any of this. Killing randos or shooting up a school barely gets you a week of coverage, tops. Maybe targeting specific people is the new way to get famous. It royally sucks that that's where we are as a country...but it still beats more Sandy Hooks.
  12. Ah yes, the trying to answer the truly important matters surrounding Brett Favre.
  13. Welp, that will definitely help your kid land a seat, old man.
  14. A lot of y'all may want to consider taking a break from the internet for the holidays.
  15. Do you think "street"--but still incredibly safe and nonthreatening--black actors grow on trees, mister?
  16. The AT&T commercial with the couple in the hospital room after just delivering a baby and her parents standing proudly near by. Where dude bro husband says that more bundles of joys are on the way, and he wants to gift one to each of them, to the parents' bewilderment. But wait, phone bundles, of course! Cut to ecstatic parents in law getting hooked up with sweet new phones. I'm no marketing expert, but I can't imagine that making the viewer violently angry by the end of your commercial is the goal.
  17. These people are all certifiably insane. Or they're incredible grifters. Or both. Nothing they say means fuck all. He can literally say the exact opposite tomorrow, and no one on the right will correct him.
  18. Yes, a major problem with our society is that we all just read way, way too much. Labels, the fine print, legal terms, loan documents, credit card terms, user agreements. It's really what we're known for.
  19. I thought Season 1 was excellent. Sure, silly at parts. But great action, passable operator lingo/interactions, some serious grey area exploration, good plot buildup. I may be out after Season 2. Completely disjointed, shit tactics, CR lectures every episode, pointless storylines, with no discernible point to anything.
  20. "It's funny because he's a massive piece of shit and owns the libs!"
  21. Don't you just feel so proud to have voted for a professional troll with absolutely zero intellectual curiosity or honesty on three separate occasions?
  22. You're at risk of becoming Jeff Foxworthy's opening act.
  23. I know it's fucked up to say about a 13 year old, but there's gotta be like a 45% chance that she shot her father, right? Maybe not on purpose, maybe just didn't think it was loaded, but pretty likely the gun was in her hands. A little more believable than her standing on a bed next to her completely asleep father while she searches for something in a fucking tacklebox on the shelf directly above his head, only for the gun to fall perfectly enough onto a mattress to discharge into dad's brain.
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