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wildcat09

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  1. It’s so cool and good that whatever voodoo was fucking up all our bats at home last year still haunts Yordan.
  2. I'm not even sure what he means by CBDC and I tend to be pretty attuned to their lunacy. I suspect it has strong cuckoldry vibes though.
  3. I'm very gruntled by the facts that Trump is terrified of appearing in public now and that the GOP's entire GOTV operation is to give Charlie Kirk $150 mil and let him figure it out. Maybe it doesn't happen, but it's definitely easy right now to see how his own base's excitement begins to wane this fall as Harris continues to pick up momentum and his actual election day turnout just completely collapses.
  4. This makes me so mad, because it's so fucking good and it's so easy to imagine an Allred version of this for his Senate campaign that will absolutely never get made.
  5. When was Yordan's last homer? Feels like it's been a month.
  6. Tesla Cybertruck driver dies after fiery crash in Baytown ditch Monday morning. Is this the Cybertruck's first victim?
  7. So ChatGPT is going to make up stories about crimes based on true crime shit it’s read and the libertarian is going to send people to prison for the made up crimes. Sounds about right.
  8. Rogan is the type of racist who doesn’t want to think of himself as racist. He absolutely thinks the race science guys have some good ideas (e.g. that black people are genetically dumber than white people), but he’s not going to come out and openly say he thinks we should bring back slavery or similarly heinous shit.
  9. Kinda sounds like Ana (if you can imagine Surly as being powerful).
  10. This. Anyone involved with an MLM should be sent to prison, not made VP. I’ll allow Kelly to keep his senate seat, but that’s as far as he should go unless he promises he’s learned his lesson and commits to making MLMs illegal and also eliminating car dealerships. Because that’d show real commitment to destroying the real base of the Republican party.
  11. Look, sometimes you just gotta tip your hat to... Joseph Stalin?
  12. "See Mr. Trump! I told you that I'd be just like you in every way! I even despise my children just like you despise yours!"
  13. Peggy Noonan sucks and has always sucked.
  14. I work with someone who is all in on RFK, Jr. She thinks he's only against dangerous untested vaccines. It's taking all of my self control not to forward her the latest Behind the Bastards episodes on him.
  15. This behavior is the natural endpoint of TERFism.
  16. This is one of those things they'll use to lock up black and brown women, while white women will never have to worry.
  17. This is not the type of racism that helps in a general election. There's a reason Republicans spent decades coming up with all sorts of neutral-sounding euphemisms for the N word. Let's hope they keep this up.
  18. I’m pretty sure she stays at the hotel across the street from my office (not being more specific to make sure Icono doesn’t do anything stupid). Cops have the streets around it all closed right now.
  19. Definitely not beating those illiteracy allegations any time soon.
  20. That's pointless, because they won't let us set up shotgun traps BECAUSE OF WOKE!
  21. I think it’s the dude who ran over his dog. What was his name?
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