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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Someone really enjoys their capes. I'm not sure she's pulling it off, but she's giving it her all.
  2. I remember driving back to Austin from Tx/OU one year with dormmates and we were singing along to that first Garth Brooks CD at the top of our lungs the whole way. It was also the year I saw some guy hanging off the entrance gate to the state fair yelling at the Okies to "Get the fuck out of our state" after the game. Good times, good times.
  3. Now I see why they worked so well together. Neither one of them could tell the other had wonky eyes.
  4. I will never invite a shark to my house, and one has never invited me to their house. I’m happy to be next to their house or over their house but I feel no need to go into their house. Especially with the way stand your ground laws are written these days.
  5. I’m in LA, I felt the need to fit in.
  6. It so happens I saw rainbow bunting for the first time today, at the aforementioned United Club where I was hoping to take a quiet dump before my flight but that wound up serving me celebratory beers because of the day’s events.
  7. I got off my last call, walked through security and into the United club and saw this news. I was really just coming in here for a private place to take a dump before my flight, but I had to make a detour to pick up a beer to toast the greatness of today. And I can guarantee blowjobs are in my future tonight. Sorry for you straight guys!
  8. I'm heartened by this news, and the general response to it on this thread. I remember when Falwell died and I was ready to take out my dick and piss on his corpse, there was a chorus of you degenerates telling me to slow my roll and pay the dead their respect. Glad to see y'all better understand where I was coming from back then. Fuck all these people. I hope they rot to nothingness quickly and their legacy becomes a cautionary tale sooner rather than later.
  9. If we're talking about Montana beers and it being pride month, this is the one I'm partial to, but mainly because it's the only beer I'm aware of that you can find in Austin Texas.
  10. No one going to bring up Schafer's or Mickey's Big Mouth? Had a roommate in college that drank a 12er of Keystone Light for dinner every night.
  11. I'm pretty sure I've never had a Bud Light in my fridge, but had one last weekend. We went to a taco truck by our house for breakfast, and they were offering free beer with every $10 minimum purchase of food. Well of course, I'll take a free beer. Turns out it was Bud Light. I drank it with a smile on my face.
  12. Wait, banning trans people and then immediately welcoming them back in the next paragraph by including them again when they welcome the LGBTQ community. This doesn't make any sense.
  13. And keeping them next to a counterfeit Corvette. That dastardly Biden! It must be counterfeit otherwise there'd be no reason to put quotes around that word.
  14. I'm very happy that they feel they have the free speech rights to do that and I support them in their quest to hang whatever flag they want in their yard. I very much doubt that my support of their 1st amendment rights goes both ways.
  15. Then he knows all about entrapment.
  16. When given the choice between bottle and draft, what person in their right mind would choose bottled? My junk is clean, but also never let it be said that even if it wasn't, I was responsible for a smelly vagina.
  17. Oh I know. Me too, I've had lesbians drink me under the table and all I drink is craft beer!
  18. 7UP with saltine crackers. It only works when you put them together.
  19. Left to right Mitt Romney, the dad from Modern Family, Elon Musk, Abe Lincoln, some poker player guy (guessing because of the sunglasses), Van Jones without his glasses, Trump, Rogan, is that Gob? I'd pay $10 million not to have to sit at that table, so I guess I'm going to take the $10 million. Ok, final answer, I'll take the $10 million.
  20. Hmm. I guess I'm drinking with the lesbians. They'll just need to stagger them in so I can keep drinking with lesbians.
  21. Wow she really let herself go after American Pie 2.
  22. Can't speak to those, but you can build your own version of Chuck's at This link Built mine last year, not in time for pride, and can't wait to have a reason to wear them this year.
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