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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Wait, banning trans people and then immediately welcoming them back in the next paragraph by including them again when they welcome the LGBTQ community. This doesn't make any sense.
  2. And keeping them next to a counterfeit Corvette. That dastardly Biden! It must be counterfeit otherwise there'd be no reason to put quotes around that word.
  3. I'm very happy that they feel they have the free speech rights to do that and I support them in their quest to hang whatever flag they want in their yard. I very much doubt that my support of their 1st amendment rights goes both ways.
  4. Then he knows all about entrapment.
  5. When given the choice between bottle and draft, what person in their right mind would choose bottled? My junk is clean, but also never let it be said that even if it wasn't, I was responsible for a smelly vagina.
  6. Oh I know. Me too, I've had lesbians drink me under the table and all I drink is craft beer!
  7. 7UP with saltine crackers. It only works when you put them together.
  8. Left to right Mitt Romney, the dad from Modern Family, Elon Musk, Abe Lincoln, some poker player guy (guessing because of the sunglasses), Van Jones without his glasses, Trump, Rogan, is that Gob? I'd pay $10 million not to have to sit at that table, so I guess I'm going to take the $10 million. Ok, final answer, I'll take the $10 million.
  9. Hmm. I guess I'm drinking with the lesbians. They'll just need to stagger them in so I can keep drinking with lesbians.
  10. Wow she really let herself go after American Pie 2.
  11. Can't speak to those, but you can build your own version of Chuck's at This link Built mine last year, not in time for pride, and can't wait to have a reason to wear them this year.
  12. Found the crazy eyes in both.
  13. Well yeah. They are ignoring that Walmart also has pride clothing. They don't actually care about the merchandise, they care about having some targets to keep their outrage grift going.
  14. In junior high, we went on a class trip to Washington DC. While we were at the Arlington National Cemetery, Hope pulled up with his wife in a limo and go out to use a payphone. He interacted with all of us as if he had all the time in the world, then jumped back in his limo and took off. That's my CSB about Bob Hope. I also once saw Tiny Tim at the DFW airport. I had no idea who that was, but my dad thought it was funny.
  15. As someone who worked with a per diem expense account vs a non per diem expense account, I can tell you I made a shit ton more money on the per diem. I’ll give you a for instance. With a per diem, I eat 2 meals a day, and I eat cheap. Let’s say the customer provides lunch during our workshop and then I go get subway or something for dinner. I spent $10 on food that day and I get to pocket $90 of the $100 per diem. Or, I have a much nicer meal on my non Per diem account for dinner. I don’t claim breakfast because I didn’t eat it and I don’t claim lunch because it was provided. So now I have $50 dinner and I walk home with $0 and the company saves $50. Of course I could throw in fake meals for less than $20 for breakfast and lunch and wind up with ~$40 cash, and the company still saves $10, but that, I agree, would be stealing. I picked $20 in this case because my current company requires receipts above $20. Anyway, usually it’s cheaper for the company not to offer a per diem. Though I loved those per diem trips when I was traveling with a sales person and they picked up all the food bills, then I got to pocket the whole per diem every day. Oh, and final note, the company’s I’ve worked for offered the per diem for daily expenses, airfare/mileage, ground transportation and hotels were all handled outside that.
  16. People will never learn. Never ever ever trust anyone with a first name for a last name.
  17. Did they come on their horses, or were they the assholes driving 45 MPH in the left lane?
  18. I think sedition qualifies as one of the most heinous crimes.
  19. And what "behavior" was that supposed to have been?
  20. Before I hit play, I assumed that the problem was with the guy doing the Castro cosplay on the left. That's not at all what I was expecting to hear.
  21. yeah that's the spoils of war, Tucker producer. You shouldn't have been out there slinging propaganda if you were worried about a future career. Fuck off and starve for all I care.
  22. They've already banned the out gay teachers. They aren't allowed to have pictures of their S/O's on their desk or mention in any way that they are on the rainbow spectrum. You can be a gay teacher in Florida, but you must stay in the closet to do so.
  23. Meanwhile, Texas is in the bottom 10 of the country in the number of babies that get circumcised. We only cut off part of the dicks of half the male babies born here. So to be clear we aren't against genital mutilation in Texas, or even putting knives on dicks. It's only certain types of genital surgeries that are supposed to be off limits. So even the MAGA way of describing it doesn't get to the heart of why they are against it, because I bet 90% of their male children were circumcised when they were babies.
  24. DeSantis won't be able to pay up on that bet, because he's made sure all the fruit pickers left the state.
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