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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Yeah, those of you that missed out on piggy, get ready. They actually are all the bad things we say about the Okies. Toothless hillbilly sister fuckers well known for their vandalism. Pro tip, should you ever decide to go to Fayetnam for a pig/Texas game, rent a car without Texas plates unless you want to see your car fucked up. Those people are stupid, mean and ornery. I'd be perfectly happy never playing those fucks at aggy ever again, mainly because it's a constant no win situation. They win and they won't shut the fuck up. They lose and they won't shut the fuck up. My final thought here. THere's a reason that Tell me about threads are the best when pointed at aggy, because those people are so much fun to point and laugh at. There's no other school on earth more equipped to provide us a circus, not even FSU. That's the one thing aggy is good for. All that being said, FUCK OU. I hope they get in a tough game and loose their tooth.
  2. Next time I go to Houston I'm tracking down that motherfuckers grave. I can't punch him in the face, but I can sure as hell piss on his headstone. Nope, I was in band in junior high. My band director gives us the Aggy War Hymn and has us marching around like Aggy. I protested and he's like, "This is the only Texas college that has simple enough music and marching that junior high kids just learning to play can do it." Looking at it objectively, they are lying when they say it's hard. Now, from their point of view, maybe they are dumb enough that it is hard for them, but it ain't hard.
  3. My office is in Seattle. I just so happen to have to be there all week this week. I’m wearing one of my longhorn caps on the flight as we speak.
  4. Those same people are also saying you can’t leave a 1 loss Georgia team out because of shit that happened last god damned season. Ok. So in Texas’ case, September doesn’t matter, but in Georgia’s case September of last season still matters? Why? Fuck off with that nonsense.
  5. My fandom of beaver is highly conditional to very specific situations. Do I need some help stopping a river from flooding? Hell yeah I love me some beavers. Do I need to remove some doubt for the CFP committee? Fuck yeah go beavs! Otherwise, nah.
  6. Feel really really good about my 55-18 prediction. Undershot a little on us, overshot on them. I can live with that. FUCK OFF TECH*. * - Except I do like their band, and sometimes I like slorch.
  7. I’m not reading this whole thread but I saw Don Williams name and had to chime in. #1, fuck that guy for using the same name as country music singer and national treasure Don Williams. #2, every time I read one of his columns I want to ask him why he feels the need to be such a bitchass every single time C - I remember reading his columns when I was in high school in the 80’s. Can’t believe that fucker is even still alive. Finally. Fuck Tech and fuck all of west Texas while we are at it. Texas wins 55-18.
  8. My vote is for Willy Fistergash
  9. Don’t you put that evil on us!
  10. Or does everyone win?
  11. Earl doesn't need to go around, as evidenced here against the Rams.
  12. Wow that answer from Sark was really great. Thanks for posting!
  13. And he's a singer as well. One time in my life I went to the Chili Cookoff at the Houston Rodeo and as we were wandering between tents we noticed someone was singing up on the stage for that area. When we looked a little closer, it was Earl Fucking Campbell, big as life, singing away to country songs. He was fully feeling the moment and giving it his all, and I realized, I'd watch that guy do anything because he's a bad ass motherfucker. Hook 'em Earl!
  14. I mean, I don't know that I'd purchase almost 2 billion dongs if I had $76 mil, but I'm pretty sure my number would be north of 0. I continue to look at these pictures and continue to be just amazed at the lack of talent amongst these clowns year after year. You'd think in their long history at least one of them would be a looker. If there ever was one, he's fucking camera shy because I've never seen a good looking person in these group shots, much less a collection of them. It's amazing.
  15. I grew up near Lubbock. I’ve listened to their fans my whole life blame everything and everyone else but themselves for every loss they’ve had in every sport. I lived through those god awful third down clickers and Shane Dronnett all but killing a guy in the backfield in Lubbock and Tony Brackens decapitating that tech punter in Austin. I’ve been pulled over by the Lubbock police for having a Longhorn sticker on my car, and watched tech piss away every single good thing they ever accidentally lucked into. Through all of it those motherfuckers never ever shut up about what they are owed, how they have been robbed, and making every excuse for their lifetime shitty performance. My dad died earlier this year, and the thing that I keep thinking about this week is how happy he would be to watch us beat the fuck out of these assholes one last time so this series ends with a 55-17 all time record in favor of the good guys. RIP dad, I’ll have a couple for you while watching this mudhole we are about to drop on these tortilla toddlers. Fuck them and good riddance. In honor of the record I’m calling the final score 55-17 Texas.
  16. I mean I kind of get it. We have a beverage cart we bought and reconditioned and use for liquor storage and it's awesome. I might like to make a desk out of part of a wing as well. But the seat. Eh.
  17. I was wondering the same thing. On the one hand, hey that's kind of cool, I want one. On the other, hey wait why the fuck would anyone put one of those uncomfortable chairs in their house?
  18. I thought that was the Irish Or the Dutch?
  19. Fuck him, this could have severely negative consequences on all of our fucking lives, who gives a shit about some guy from bumfuck's career.
  20. I think his point was that the same people who are accusing him of that are the ones that accused Craig James of killing 5 hookers while at SMU. Or at least maybe it should be.
  21. Interesting. I'm your age and routinely heard both while I was on the 40. Years on campus 90-96. Also 3-6-6
  22. Was sitting in an airport restaurant in Newark last night and they were playing Fox Business. Even their business channel was just straight up propaganda. They weren't even trying to be somewhat factual. I knew it was bad from clips I've seen here, but I didn't think it was quite that bad. It's just fact free news, with special guest appearances by that dumb football coach that snuck out the bathroom window when hosting a recruiting dinner in Lubbock. Wow.
  23. Lots of gays could get in the mood for some cosplay. But the costumes have to be better than a white milkman costume that doesn't show off the figure. They aren't getting laid by anyone but true believers (and sheep) in those getups. And when they do decide to get out of those milman costumes, their backup is to go with coveralls and puff paint. Lots of gays like a good arts and crafts project, but, no no no no no.
  24. So they are also voting to dismiss the other 4 articles that they didn’t put on trial this time?
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