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Gap03

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  1. Gap03

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    No deal unless we can get rid pretty much everything east of I-45 from Dallas to Houston ... and they go ahead and euthanize Gohmert, cuz I'm no going to listen to him bitch about the outcome once the deal is done.
  2. It would appear so ...
  3. Look around - this is why we don't have any ICU rooms available. "Personal responsibility," at least among the GQP, is a fucking myth.
  4. As many here have pointed out, it only took 3000 deaths twenty years ago to get 99% of Americans to rally around the flag. Fast forward to today, where we've lost 670,000 Americans and we know how to minimize further death, and we have 30% of the population willing to physically fight the remainder over having to pitch in. But that's obviously because we've become much less "homologous" over the last 20 years? Are you fucking kidding me? We've become "impossibly balkanized" because of the never-ending barrage of bullshit from Fox / Rush / their progeny over the last 25 years, plain and simple.
  5. "But, but, but - they GAVE me the gun to shoot my dick off!1!!"
  6. I hear he was trying to buy the Maga Bomber's van there for a bit, but then decided it was a "little too rapey" and just decided to further personalize his sweet ass Dodge Dakota. Good choice, Donald, good choice ...
  7. Presumably this biomed science major was not vaccinated and ended up dying as a result? How very aggy ...
  8. Dude, this is Texas ...
  9. If that fucking tree had been a FINISHER, I'd bump it up to 3 or 4 ...
  10. It's these fuckers: https://tnrising.org/why-do-we-oppose-mask-requirements-at-schools/ Probably more astroturfing by the Kochs and/or the DeVoses.
  11. Definitely going to have to work on bringing "Sky Daddy" into everyday usage here on the Surl.
  12. U.S. Supreme Court:
  13. If we could trade people that follow those Seven Tenets for the fucksticks on Texags and TigerDroppings, the world would probably be a much better place, but you keep claiming the moral high ground as a "Christian."
  14. Y'all Qaeda: "Hell, yeah - if'ns we're gonna get back to like thangs were in the good ol' days, we gotsta start makin' laws like we had in the good ol' days!
  15. Counterpoint: Pushing this shit on forums where they know there are a bunch of fucking angry incels has to have some consequences at some point.
  16. Along with voter suppression of anyone remotely off-white, that's the Texas GOP's secret sauce - getting the Clevons out to vote.
  17. I kinda like the idea of imposing a bounty system for violations of gun laws, if for no other reason than to point out the lunacy of the Texas civil penalty aspect of SB8. As someone else noted, you can bet your ass the Taliban wing of the Supreme Court would take up the case lickity-split. The trick would be to have it parallel the SB8 framework so precisely that even these fucking hypocrites couldn't find a way to distinguish the two cases - probably more difficult than it would seem given their recent history.
  18. Pretty sure that's by design - the Texas GOP don't want none of them uppity-type wimens comin' round here ...
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