Everything posted by Gap03
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Active shooter thread
Yo, bruh, you forgot the "thoughts" - don't forget the thoughts, you ineffectual piece of shit.
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Active shooter thread
Democrats (and everyone other than the GQP for that matter) are scared of a bunch of brain-dead, batshit crazy, armed to the teeth fucks running around screaming "FReEDoM!!1! LiBErTY1!!!" at the behest of their leaders and propagandists. BOOM and the GQP are scared of ... well, fucking EVERYTHING. And nobody is there to help them because of "useless government" and "useless police" - all while they continue to elect people hell-bent on proving how useless government can be and mindlessly "BaCKiNG tHe BLuE!" no matter how much they abuse their authority and shirk their responsibilities. But fuck it - I am leaning toward just getting Civil War II over with. I don't see how we can unfuck this thing with the GQP's kung fu grip on the courts + such a substantial chunk of rubes (and probably growing, as the GQP continues to try to implode our educational system) who refuse to listen to anything other than their chosen source of propaganda.
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Active shooter thread
Yup. I mentioned this before, but the U.S. might have been a much better place had James Hodgkinson been a better shot at that Congressional baseball team practice in 2017. As it turned out, nobody died and the GQP quickly returned to their NRA-sponsored talking points. Plus, we're still stuck with Rand Paul, Ron DeSantis, Steve Scalise and Mo Brooks walking around trying to destroy the republic. The shittiest people just never fucking die.
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Ukraine War
The question is, do the Taiwanese have as strong a Twitter game as the Ukrainians? If so, I'd eagerly await the tweets about Chinese officers being taken out, perhaps accompanied with ...
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The Supremes
With an extra side of "eat shit, motherfucker" for this piece of shit that had the audacity to make this statement after clerking for Scalia, whose participation in the gutting of the VRA and Citizens United will likely succeed in killing off democracy here once and for all ...
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The Beto Effect - How To Lose Elections and Influence Nothing
Nm - missed the date ...
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The Supremes
I believe the preferred term is "ditchpig" ...
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United States Ambassador Herschel Walker
Calling out the Orange One, Herschel?
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Abbott being Abbott
The next step from the "how do you define 'assault weapon'?" crowd will definitely be "how do you define 'too insane to buy an arsenal of high-capacity semiautomatic weapons'?"
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Active shooter thread
Yungblud. He actually participated in the March for our Lives and some of the post-Floyd marches.
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"it's time for hunters to leave the NRA"
I would also accept a group of Uvalde parents robbing a gun store and going Carl Lee Hailey on the NRA leadership and speakers ...
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Active shooter thread
Well, look at the bright side - at least she didn't have to wear a mask ... Goddamn, we've failed our kids so fucking much.
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Active shooter thread
The Onion is on point, once again: Mitch McConnell: ‘Get Your Crying Done Now Because We’re Not Passing Shit’ WASHINGTON—In a press conference addressing the community of Uvalde, TX, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell reportedly urged those affected Thursday to get their crying done now because he wouldn’t be passing shit. “Go ahead and shed some tears, trot out the families of the victims, do whatever the fuck you’re going to do, and then we’re going to go back to pretending none of this happened,” said McConnell, urging the nation to go online and post whatever little impassioned rants or photographs of the bereaved they had, since he and his fellow lawmakers had decided their response to all of this would continue to be absolutely fucking nothing. “And yes, we know the parents of the victims will be burying 19 young children in the coming few weeks. Seriously, none of it matters to us. I don’t know how to make it any clearer. We simply couldn’t care less.” At press time, McConnell had returned to the podium to add that his thoughts and prayers were, of course, with the community and the grieving families.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Why the fuck can't we get U.S. media to press GQP elected officials like this? This was a breath of fresh air, even though Cruz ended up running away. Our press needs to reveal these fuckers for the disingenuous sacks of shit that they are.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
It's definitely gerrymandered to be damned, yet we still elect the biggest pieces of shit (Hot Wheels, Patrick, Paxton, Cruz) to statewide office consistently. Look around - Texas is certainly horrible.
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Abbott being Abbott
I love free-wheeling Beto - the problem is that somewhere in there, there will inevitably be a 5-second sound bite that Fox News will take out of context and bludgeon him politically to death with. See the "Hell, yes. We're going to take your AR-15" debacle. Disregard the fact that the position was imminently reasonable in the context of the discussion (see below), especially immediately after El Paso. We can thank the 5-second attention span of the average U.S. voter today, though - just the way the GQP likes it..
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Active shooter thread
That reminds me of this piece from The Onion from 2012: NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything (theonion.com) So, yeah, pretty much spot on for the current NRA / GQP ...
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Active shooter thread
Is Beto going to hold a press conference right after the GQP press conference? He should lead with something like this ...
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Active shooter thread
Correct. I quoted it so people didn't have to go over to that cesspool, because spending more than 10 minutes over there makes me think we should press forward with the inevitable Civil War 2. Nothing is going to change these fuckers' minds, and they're hell-bent on indoctrinating the next generation with "guns n' baby Jesus" with no input from your damn math and science.
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Abbott being Abbott
One would think so, but this is Texas. We are outnumbered by pieces of shit like "baron_von_awesome" on Texags. So, no, we're not getting rid of Abbott, Patrick or Paxton - not even if the power goes out for the entirety of the summer and kids get gunned down every day until the election. Fuck this place.
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Active shooter thread
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Definitely need to force more people who know that they'll be shitty parents to give birth to their kids + demonization of anyone else that doesn't conform to our ideals + corporate welfare - any social safety net + more prosperity gospel. That will obviously fix the "moral decay" in the country.- Active shooter thread
I think we've proven that dead babies don't matter here in America. I'm more than willing to see if switching to Fox News hosts and "#2ndAmendment" GQP congress people will have more of an impact, though. - Active shooter thread
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