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Blanton

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  1. In the Fiesta Bowl? We will crush them on Saturday, ending any notions of New Year's glory for the Cyclones.
  2. This son of a bitch better be in crimson and blue before 2019...
  3. Anyone notice Iowa State at 16? We win out and, god willing, could get an at-large NY6 bowl bid. Our body of work should suffice IMO.
  4. What the fuck is this? Some kind of future form of football where players are placed in a "penalty box" that is a cell with laser bars? I think I've got an idea for Vince McMahon's new and improved XFL...
  5. Big fan. Very excited about his potential moving forward.
  6. It was heartbreaking watching him hurdle that defender, regain his composure, and then anticlimactically fall to the ground. Had we lost that would've been symbolic of the Cowboys' season
  7. I noticed this as well. How the fuck does a professional "football analyst" not mention the blantant holding occuring right next to Wentz? Christ, that was some bullshit.
  8. Jesus Christ, what in the fucking hell was that play call? Dak must've hesitated
  9. Blanton

    Dear Fox

    How many fucking times did one of these dipshits refer to UT as “Hook ‘em?” Guy must’ve had some bet a la Super Troopers. Save that bush league shit for Wednesday night MACtion
  10. There is no god. Fuck OSU and their dipshit kicker.
  11. We’re gonna get our asses handed to us. No lube. Yay!!!
  12. Jerry Jones’ closest confidant and advisor...
  13. How many fucking commercials and retarded animations can one game have? Holy shit, this must be like watching Japanese television
  14. Get us the fuck outta here in 2024, CDC
  15. Holy shit. This is just absurd. They're gonna overturn this shit
  16. Great work boys. Made them one dimensional on offense and now let's get the stop. Hopefully we can run it up on these assholes.
  17. Time to become a man Boyd. Earn your god damn scholarship today
  18. Jesus christ, these refs are dictating games now. Well, I'm glad our checks cleared.
  19. Please, for God's sake, run the god damn ball.
  20. Hell of a lot of ball to be played between now and the end of his Texas tenure. Hopefully it’s a beautiful ride.
  21. Need one ticket to the game. Prefer to pay in cash.
  22. Herman's gonna be coming in with a hot hand. You're gonna like the way we win, I guarantee it.
  23. Alright mother fucker, let’s see a goddman win... Daddy’s looking for a new pair of dancin’ shoes!
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