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Thrawn

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  1. He make everything look so fucking awkward.
  2. I thought I had read before that the NFL owners wanted no part of Trump's bullshit. That he had little to no shot of actually getting a franchise.
  3. Very much this. I actually just moved from Florida to a state that’s leadership is probably dumber than Florida (if that is possible). Except Oklahoma has zero chance of electing anyone worth a shit. I still hold out hope for Florida. Just because it wasn’t that long ago they had a Senator that was a Democrat and statewide races were actually pretty close. Plus some of the Republicans didn’t seem to be complete shit. Now it seems like they have all lost their way.
  4. He is one of these lizard people we keep hearing about, right? . . . Right?
  5. I really hope by the time that group is done with him that he is beaten to a bloody pulp. What a POS.
  6. Very much this. We just moved into a new house and had some large cool planters. Well, turns out those are just kitty litter boxes for the cats next door. Having them hauled off this weekend. I actually am ok with cats. Just don't want to bury my hands in the soil that they piss and shit in.
  7. It is hard to believe that he hasn't met Big Government Ron DeSantis. Somebody who is against everything he just stated. Guess they don't run in the same circles.
  8. Two turds in the same bowl at the same time. I guess it is too much to ask for someone to hit the flush lever?
  9. $100k??? Used chapstick???
  10. Dong Bongina cancelled!
  11. Damn. Yeah, that would suck. On the bright side, at least you were in Hawaii.
  12. Damn, how in the hell did I not hear about this contest? This couldn't have taken much effort to debunk this shit. It was just eleven files. Run a few queries, wham bam, $5 million please.
  13. This bullshit woke me up last night. I was already having trouble sleeping and had just fell back to sleep. I don't know who messed that up, but fuck them.
  14. I think I’m going to go buy a bottle of JD Single Barrel Barrel Proof tonight. I haven’t had it in my rotation for a few months now. Seems like a good time to get it back.
  15. I would not be surprised to hear that Harlan Crow picks this up at auction and ads it to his collection of evil. Of course it would only be for the preservation of historic artifacts. Not because he is an evil fuck.
  16. I bet she also wants to get of the base 10 numbering system to a base number that matches ever how many fingers and toes the spork-footed amongst us have.
  17. I pretty much exclusively drink bourbon (or other whiskies). I do have a lot of fuck-tards in my family that just drink beer. I'm going to take out all the different beers I have in my beer fridge and just stock it with Bud Light. The conversations to come should be quite entertaining.
  18. That was a pretty good shot by the guy with the skateboard, but damn that could have ended much worse. Assuming the guy didn't suffer any permanent damage in the fall. Well, not any worse than he had previously.
  19. Shouldn't he be wearing a life vest? Nah, I'm sure he is a great swimmer.
  20. Well, I didn't include the numbers from the funds that my financial advisor takes care of, but I blame her for everything bad. Then just ignore any good gains she gets as it just being a good market. She loves me.
  21. I'm up 6.5% YTD and down .4% the last 12 months. I blame Biden for the YTD numbers and Trump for the shitty numbers last year. Do I have any logical reason to do so? No. That is just how this works, right?
  22. I live in Florida and have been to many events featuring shitty GOP politicians and just plain horrible human beings. It is part of my wife's job to go to a lot of events. I keep my mouth shut and make sure I don't drink that much. I then go home and hit the good bourbon to reward myself for not going ape shit on somebody.
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