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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. 404 File not found. Don't fuck with the CIA.
  2. Trump: "I like Congressmen who DIDN'T get shot."
  3. My prediction for the mystery guest? George W. Bush AND the Dixie Chicks. Together. On stage.
  4. I wasn't going to order one when I thought it could only be mounted on a wall but then I saw that it comes with its own stand and that's a complete game changer.
  5. Don't care. Had sex. I had Covid about four weeks ago for 4-5 days. Felt like a truck hit me. One thing that was interesting is that my fitbit picked up on it about 12 hours before I started feeling bad. My pulse rate is normally 58-60 BPM and when I woke up one morning it had been 70-72 all night. My temperature was elevated, too. I though "WTF?" Normally my pulse rate is rock solid. Anyway, about six hours later I started felling bad and about six hours after that I knew. I did not go to the doctor but I had a COVID test at home and I was positive. What's crazy is that I'm still coughing quite a bit and wheezing, too, even though I've feel fine, otherwise, for three weeks.
  6. 247's composite talent rankings https://247sports.com/season/2024-football/collegeteamtalentcomposite/ Top five: 1) Alabama 2) Georgia 3) Ohio State 4) Texas 5) Clemson 6) Oregon 7) Texas A&M
  7. Yeah but fuck Ted Cruz far, far more.
  8. There just is no bottom when it comes to these soulless ghouls.
  9. Regarding Allred's campaign: when I was a kid my father had a very good friend who was witty and charismatic and also an alcoholic. His name was Mark. Mark's dad had some land near Brownwood and my dad and Mark and I would go dove hunting on it. Because of his drinking, Mark wasn't in real good physical shape and also he wasn't the world's best shot, but he wasn't a dangerous drunk. Anyway, my dad and I were out walking through the fields but Mark liked to hang around the stock tank because the doves would fly in, land, and he wouldn't have to try to shoot them on the wing. He explained to us that his idea was that he "liked to hit 'em while they are in park." I get the feeling that that's Allred's strategy. He knows that Cruz's support is baked in and that there's nothing he can do to change it. There's also likely nothing he could have done in the last few months to raise his own support. I mean, if Spanish-speaking Beto couldn't win while hitting every single county, football field, Dairy Queen etc ... in the state, how's Allred going to win? So Allred's just going to hang around the rim, rope-a-dope a complacent Cruz, unleash a massive media blitz with about seven weeks left, and ride a Kamala/Walz tide in, hoping to hit Cruz while he's in park.
  10. The line that strikes me is "I have done more for Israel than any person, and it's not even close." Yeah, Yitzhak Rabin, Golda Meir? Slackers!
  11. I love the fact that Walz is a Springsteen fan and I even more love the fact that Walz acknowledges how criminally underappreciated Warren Zevon was.
  12. Dark? Is that a thinly-veiled racist observation on the fact that Oprah, John Legend, Mindy Kaling, Sheila E. etc ... are dark skinned?
  13. SIAP: Jonah Williams dunking during a game
  14. If you think that a lack of solid information is going to keep them from talking ... do you even Aggy, bro?
  15. Mike Lindell is debating a child ... and losing. Let that sink in.
  16. I hear she's anti Hannibal Lecter. So she's got that going for her.
  17. Julio's are some great fuckin' chips.
  18. Two men are standing in the way
  19. Donald and Melania at their wedding with invited guests.
  20. Texas' murder rate is also higher than California's and much higher than New York's.
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