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Jive Turkey

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  1. This was sexy.
  2. City draw with Everton 1-1. Fulham beats Chelsea 2-1 on a stoppage time goal. let's get 3 points today and increase the gap.
  3. Madison Cawthorn talked about this a few years ago - the sex and drug parties. MAGA called him out as a sore loser. https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/28/politics/madison-cawthorn-orgy-invite-cocaine-claim/index.html Hey, turns out he was right and was talking about Gaetz. those must have been some kinky ass people if they wanted a dude in a wheelchair involved.
  4. We taking Canada, Panama, Mexico, and Greenland.
  5. We’ve got these two broads cast for the Lifetime movie.
  6. Good lord. This is like a who’s who of big time Texas schoolboy football.
  7. The Trump/Musk breakup is going to be incredible. MAGA v. Money. Money always wins.
  8. We can get Gibson in the portal when Deion bounces from Colorado.
  9. Yeah, this wasn’t fair.
  10. "For an extra $250, we can customize your coffin to include your favorite Candlebox lyrics. For $500, we can wrap your coffin with your favorite bands. Matchbox 20, Whitesnake, KISS, you name it."
  11. we're gonna need to recover an onside kick to win this.
  12. @BrickHornwas on the refs about shitty spots back in the first quarter. this is horseshit.
  13. hope we get a TD here because we don't get points in the second half.
  14. Mackovic used to do his shit. we were running the ball down the opponent's throat, but John had to prove what an offensive genius he is, so he would start calling passes and fuck things up.
  15. damn. how long is this commercial break?
  16. yep. first two playoff games were blowouts. watch us be the close one.
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