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Jive Turkey

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  1. Jesus. 3 20-yard FGs for Kansas. We’ve seen this story before. You know how it will end.
  2. Jive Turkey replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    My bad. Game wasn’t over. Pepi with a hat trick. Tied for the Golden Boot in the Dutch league even though he only has 4 starts.
  3. Kansas gonna regret those FGs. Needed TDs in the red zone. Kansas 20 Colorado 14
  4. Jive Turkey replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    The Pepi slander on this thread is criminal. Dude had 2 more goals today for PSV. The idea that there is anybody even close to Pepi as the #2 striker on this team is laughable. Balogun and Luuk de Jong both start over Pepi based on reputation alone. Sure as hell ain’t production, because Pepi is a machine when he plays. He’s always been our best 9.
  5. Arizona State 14 BYU 0 And ASU got the ball back after an “onside” kick. Kicker aimed it at a BYU player 10 yards away. Ball deflected and ASU got it.
  6. Kansas 17 Colorado 0
  7. Dart channeling his inner Dak.
  8. Day must have weekly Botox injections in his contract. Dude is gonna look like The Joker circa Jack Nicholson era very soon.
  9. What can’t Day believe? That the refs didn’t give him a favorable spot like they’re supposed to?
  10. What a terrible playcall.
  11. Fuck. Come on, Hoosiers.
  12. Here’s what he said:
  13. My buddy has a son on the Reedy team, so he was at the game. Georgetown got a FG on its opening drive. Reedy then scored a TD on its opening drive. So it’s 7-3 Reedy. Georgetown then scores the next 42 points and is up 45-7 midway through the second quarter, he said. Then Reedy scores 42 unanswered points and wins. Holy shit. Reedy plays Highland Park on Friday night at The Star.
  14. this FSU/Vandy game is insane. 3-3, going to extra time. UNC won with a goal in the last 30 seconds.
  15. what are they checking? i missed it.
  16. we may get a game winner soon. we are applying so much pressure.
  17. we deserved that. keep it up ladies!
  18. Jive Turkey replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    she's in 1923, which needs to come the fuck back on.
  19. i'm gonna start looking up past winners of The Apprentice to see which of them Trump might name to his cabinet.
  20. Jive Turkey replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Tanner Tessmann is the fucking truth. Got damn. The beautifully weighted ball to Weston, then busting a lung to deliver a perfect dummy. Dude played a great half of soccer.
  21. Jesse the Usher never disappoints.
  22. thanks for putting in that work for us. i can't take that site for more than 2 minutes. i'm sure it's a bunch of "frick Brian Kelly" posts from the LSU fans.
  23. WNBA draft lottery was today. And the number 1 pick goes to … the Dallas Wings. They’ll take Paige Buckets.
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