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Chili dog

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  1. I go back and forth between this and being happy Riley torpedoed two programs I despise.
  2. I got it from a sooner claiming it was real, and Nagy is a moron, so I never questioned it.
  3. Hopefully they lose in embarrassing fashion and have to shut the program down.
  4. Uh oh… They’ve rebooted the OL over the course of one week. Now they’re gonna dominate.
  5. I understand they’re working with limited options, but this little promo doesn’t inspire expectations of oratory magnificence this Saturday.
  6. He’s one of the reasonable ones. The ones I know can’t tell me what they really think because their moths are full of Mateer’s cock.
  7. I hope Michigan mudholes them. I’m expecting a low scoring, sloppy game, though. If I’m Michigan, I’d take a conservative approach on offense. Play field position, and wait for OU’s offense to make a mistake and give you a short field.
  8. Same club? Let’s tap the brakes. Especially when the QB has to play all 4 quarters. And his WRs were basically uncovered the entire game. I think Ott is in the doghouse and is being Demarco’d. Hate to see it. Yeah, OU’s offense punted on a three and out and threw an interception in the third quarter. Nice halftime adjustments. They also went three and out on their first possession of the game and had three plays and fumbled it away on their second. They were 4/10 on third down and 2/3 on 4th. They turned it over on downs once in the 4th. Oh, and Mateer’s interception was pretty bad. Thrown behind the receiver, forcing the receiver to perform some cirque du soleil moves in a fruitless effort to prevent the interception. The national guys who are praising this team did not watch the game.
  9. I’d rather they lost every game.
  10. You are doing the Lord’s work, good sir. Of your many contributions to the site, your research and analysis of our chief enemy may be what I appreciate most. As South Austin’s mom is known to frequently say, “Don’t stop!”
  11. I hope that team is the disaster I expect them to be. I’m thinking 6-7 again.
  12. You’re probably right. There was most likely a touch of good old fashioned passive aggression behind the overly polite reception you received. But my experience in Columbus caused me to treat all opposing fans a little better, especially if they aren’t a traditional rival. But fuck OU.
  13. I’m trying to avoid the old “dick in the ass” treatment, so Penn State isn’t on the away-game bucket list. I’ve probably aged out of the danger zone, but I’m far too youthful and handsome to take the risk. Fortunately, we also don’t have them on the schedule coming up, either. But I can only imagine the state school that puts out Eagles fans is not a safe place to be an opposing fan.
  14. The ones who travel are generally the ones with money and something to live for outside of football. They’re also the ones with something to lose if they put a brick through a windshield. They were fine, but there were far too few of them. The subhuman cretins I saw in Columbus were straight out of the Brad Pitt zombie movie, the name of which I can’t currently recall. Texas fans all knew, without needing any formal announcement, that it was not safe to leave the stadium in small groups. We all waited until the stadium emptied of OSU fans before gathering in the Texas section and leaving in unison. Back at the hotel after the game, a guy walks in wearing an Ohio State sweatshirt. He takes it off to reveal his Texas polo underneath. We ask him what’s up, and he said his Ohio State buddy literally had to give him the shirt so he could drive his car from the stadium back to the hotel. We were staying right on High Street, so it wasn’t a far drive. I’m not sure why the dumb bastard drove, but his buddy assured him he would get a brick through the windshield if the degenerates outside saw him in his Texas shirt. The next morning, the storefront windows had all been smashed out and a few cars had been burned. Mind you, up to this point, the two schools had never played before. There was absolutely no history to support such a reaction. It made no sense. Savages.
  15. Your fanbase shot to the top of my “trashiest fans I’ve ever encountered” list, and I’ve been around some shitty fan bases. Seeing old women accosted and urine being thrown on people left an impression. Obviously you have many individuals who are great people, but collectively, y’all are the worst I’ve ever seen.
  16. Fuck Ohio State. In the ass. With a 24” spiked dildo. No lube.
  17. I saw where the OR was placed. You should check it out. And as @TKthunder2 pointed out above, it’s already been all but established that, for whatever ridiculous reason, OU and UF are going to be forced into a rivalry. If you’ve been following, you probably have seen that. Additionally, I believe (though I’m too busy to go confirm) that this was all foreshadowed during basketball season, when we played each of our rivals twice, but played the rest of the conference only once. I’m pretty sure OU played Florida twice. We played OU, atm and pig twice.
  18. Your scenario has pig not playing OU but OU playing pig. Not sure how that’s going to work out. I think OU ends up playing us, Mizzou and UF
  19. I went to every Texas/okie light game, home and away, from 2003-2007. There was definitely a three game stretch where we shut them out in the second half after spotting them a lead in the first. But for every one of the five seasons I mentioned, we gave them a lead and then snatched it from them in the second half. In 2007, I was convinced we were done, and then Colt and Jamaal went apr shit in the 4th quarter. Incidentally, I almost got my ass beaten by Brandon Pettigrew outside Murphey’s bar in Stillwater after the 2007 comeback. I ran into him on the street and complimented his game (I think he went for close to 150 yards that day). Apparently he tried to dab me up after my comments and I was too drunk to notice. He got offended that I had left him hanging, and the bouncer and one of Pettigrew’s buddies intervened in the nick of time.
  20. This is correct. The smart ones are the ones tapping the brakes. That leaves well over 99% of their fanbase with delusions of grandeur.
  21. That’s pretty good. I have one coming up in which a 24” dildo is the weapon used in an assault. Don’t shoot, Alec!
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