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Assman

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  1. Shit I'm out of town and forgot to even look. But I added: Lou -4.5 vs. BC Ore St +3 vs. Utah
  2. I've gotten to the point where the only Hardline segment I listen to all week is Klatt. The Hangzone blows every other show's balls off at this point. I think Dan and Jake are the best duo this station has ever seen.
  3. I haven't watched a single down of Baylor football this year, haven't looked at their roster, and I couldn't tell you their record, but I can safely assume their OL is better than ours and that alone is why they'll probably beat us.
  4. 1-1 for the week. 18-11-1 for the season. Only play so far is Purdue +3. Will once again add a few more Friday night.
  5. Maybe the defensive numbers wouldn't be so shitty if the offense could get at least one fucking 1st down? For fucks sake, the defense is not the problem with this team. We live and die with our offensive line. For some reason our o-line just gives up in the second half and this is the result.
  6. 2 small plays: Texas -3.5 TT vs. KU under 68.5
  7. 17-10-1 for the season. I haven't made any week 7 bets yet because nothing jumps out at me. I think we're finally to the point in the season where we know exactly who each team is, therefore there are no discrepancies in the lines. I'll reevaluate tomorrow night after a few beers.
  8. Wasn't this an OSU home game, meaning the officials were probably from the MAC?
  9. I hate to be that guy, but I expect a full-on butt fucking from the officials. The last thing the Big12 Bobs want to see is us and ousux in the conference championship game the same year we told them to get fucked.
  10. Not Surly 1% so GT3 is unfortunately out of my price range. I'm looking for a C2S. I read somewhere that CY22 allocations should be hitting dealers soon?
  11. I feel the need to get quotes on insurance all of a sudden
  12. Since used prices don't seem to be going down any time soon, where do I start for an allocation on a new 992? Is cold calling dealerships the way to go if I don't know anyone in the game?
  13. Assman

    Fuck everything

    Going to? Where you been?
  14. This loss isn't on Sark. This loss is 100% on our o-line. I'll even give our defense a pass. That's how much I've been drinking today. We'll never amount to shit as long as we continue to recruit the Andrej Karic's and Tristan Nickelson's to the most important position on the team. Look what aggy did with 3-star Calzone taking snaps. Give any QB time and you have a chance to win.
  15. Assman

    Fuck everything

    I can't remember a worse football day in my life. Someone help me out.
  16. We're not going to get any calls until we're good. When you're the conference bell cow, you get the calls. The Big12 has everything to gain with an undefeated ousux and a lot to lose with a loss. Next week will be even worse so get up for it.
  17. I don't see a lot of easy money this week except Bama v. aggy. I only have 3 total bets this week: Bama - 17.5 vs. aggy Iowa -2 vs. Penn St Mich -3 vs. Neb
  18. "You can say that again"
  19. If he was on the visitor sideline then he was the HL and he absolutely fucked us on at least one spot. There was a QB sneak I believe around midfield on 4th down where he had us short but thankfully the LJ on the other side has us with the 1st down. That's just one instance. All it takes is a foot here or there which may be unnoticeable to the everyday fan but it can completely change the outcome of a game.
  20. LJ stays on the home side and HL stays on the visitor side with the official chains and down marker.
  21. Fuck that guy. He was also the one that ruled that OSU recovered a Mason Rudolph fumble when we CLEARLY RECOVERED IT. It was not a reviewable call. That one made me more ragey than any of them and it was probably the most significant of all the bad calls that day. For some reason I thought he was out of the officiating game. I'd be interested to see how he officiated yesterday's game. If he was the LJ, he would have been on TCU's side.
  22. Finished 5-4 for the week, 16-9 for the season. Only 2 early bets for next week that I jumped on. I'll see how the lines move to see which ones I'll pick up later. Mich - 3 vs. Neb Bama -17.5 vs. aggy
  23. I'm hammering Dal -5. Carolina is 3-0 but has beat some of the worst teams in the league. On top of that, the most dynamic play maker in the league is out for this game. I'm honestly surprised the spread is not bigger. (Of course this means Carolina wins in a blowout)
  24. We are going to get the shit end of every borderline call all year. These officials make good money, and with us and ousux leaving, that gravy train is coming to a stop. It's personal to these guys so prepare your anuses.
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