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Assman

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  1. I read on Rennlist that Porsche won't make many GTS' since at that price point the GT3 is only a bit more but more profitable for the company.
  2. I put my name on the Carrera S allocation waiting list 2 months ago. I was #22 at my local dealership. As of today, I am number...22. My SA said he expects several allocations to drop in Jan. I wonder how long before the 992.2 hits the lots.
  3. Oh her dad gifted him a ball signed by Case McCoy, Scott Derry, and Tristan Nickelson.
  4. He nor this team were the same after his thumb injury. If he heels 100%, I bet he'll have a pretty decent year next year.
  5. He is the head pastor and founder of the church. I can guarantee the house is "church property".
  6. This hits close to home as some kinda family friends of ours just sold their $800K home to buy a $1.5M home. He's the head pastor of his church. The article is behind a paywall so I can't read it, but what are the requirements to be able to claim it as church property? Can I get ordained and start the church of ass eating and CFS and not pay anymore taxes? Yes, user name checks out.
  7. Ishmael notgonnaworkhereanymore
  8. If they gave Corn that other bullshit call, this one better be ours.
  9. Can we keep this serve in bounds?
  10. Like every good concert, the claims of those being there will triple actual attendance.
  11. Resurrecting this thread. My body is currently ink free but I’ve been wanting to get a quarter sleeve for a while. I don’t have a design in mind, but I just want black ink and nothing too complicated. I’d like it to cover my whole right shoulder (delt only) and come down and stop halfway down my bicep (I wear short sleeves at work and ink can’t be visible). I know there are a lot of variables here, but what is a ballpark cost of something like this (+/- $1000) and how long in the chair are we talking?
  12. I got banned from a bar 2 years ago. I went back a few months ago and surprisingly there wasn’t a giant picture of me near the front door.
  13. Always thought FF was the only cereal that tasted better without milk. It gets soggy way too quick.
  14. My cereal power rankings: 1. Count Chocula 2. Lucky Charms 3. Capn Crunch with crunch berries 4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch 5. Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles (tie) Receiving votes: Cocoa Puffs, Trix
  15. Only psychopaths like Jodi Arias pour milk first.
  16. I just poured a hefty bowl of Fruity Pebbles. I’m ready for the the QE commitment, Nicole’s nudes, or okra talk.
  17. If blacklab deleted the non-QE content from this thread it’d be 3 and a half pages.
  18. This sounds like a spin-off of Oilcan Harry’s. Should I be worried about what’s in the white gravy?
  19. Well now I’m hankering for a CFS. Best spot in DFW?
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