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Assman

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  1. 2-1-1 for the 2nd week in a row, 22-14-2 (+11U) on the season. I only like 2 plays this week: Penn St -4.5 Lou -2.5 But since I can't just play 2 games, I added a 6 team ML home underdog parlay: (USCe, Ohio, LT, SMU, TxSt, UTEP). Bet $20, pays $2,494.
  2. That's not saying much. But it's hard to win giving up 8 PPs. Robo v2.0 looking better than Robo v1.0.
  3. 2-1-1 last week, 20-13-1 (+10U) on the season. This week: Ok St +3 USC +3 UNC -6.5 Tenn +7.5
  4. Pavs man crush in mid-season form. Fucking love that guy. BTW, I really hope this is the only ESPN+ game of the season. I had to sync up Josh and Razor about 90 seconds in and am now living in 3 minute delay hell.
  5. If you have 40 minutes to kill, The Operations Room on YT does a fantastic animation replaying the entire battle.
  6. I'm actually off and in town. Pencil me in to drink @immamac's beer.
  7. Would you guys give the station more than 15 minutes before you start bitching about it? For fucks sake. Just hearing Rhynes and Sirois instead of Corby and Bob is a breath of fresh air. Still waiting for the first @Grubes appearance.
  8. If I'm Mike and have final say in all hiring, why not make a run at Monty and Minot and have WIP on from 10-12? Norm and Donnie are an automatic tune out for me so WIP would be a vast improvement.
  9. I added UK +7 and Arky +17, so ended up 5-1 on the week, +6U (thanks to the Clemson triple play). 18-12 on the season, +9U. My early Week 6 bets: NW +9.5 Texas -4.5 (heard this is up to -7 now, yikes) Ok St -10 Wake -14.5
  10. My wife is a Realtor and because of her success in the last 2 years I’ve been taking a lot of time off. Now I’m having to work more because her business has slowed to a trickle, but we’re fortunate to have the option to do so. I have a buddy who works for a small local lender and he’s already started selling off his toys, including his dream car which he just bought 6 months ago. My heart really goes out to you guys that are in the Real Estate industry and rely on it to feed your family.
  11. They must know the Mikes will be on 12-3 because the HZ is the last show that needs help. If any show needs help it’s the HL, or of course Norm and Donnie.
  12. Give me Rhines and the Sea Cow over Bob and Corby all day. I really hope the Mikes take afternoon drive.
  13. 13-11 on the season, +3U. My way too early Week 5 bets: WSU -4 KU +3.5 (I'm riding this train until it abruptly derails) Clemson -7 (3U. This is my most sure-fire bet of the season which means I'll probably lose. I think NCSt is very average.) NW +25.5
  14. The start of the JT Daniels Heisman campaign.
  15. 4-4 today but up 1U thanks to the mighty Jayhawks. Fuck that piggy kicker.
  16. It looks like 4 of us left and I don't feel confident about any of the games. I was back and forth between CLE and another team and took the other which means this will probably be my last week.
  17. Funny how many people negged me when I made the above comment after the Bama game. The team and program are what they are: A bunch of under-achieving, under-performing, out-coached, out-played, soft vaginas that think they have made it when they sign their LOI. We hardly ever match the opposing team's intensity, and when we do, it usually amounts to a "good" loss against a better team (OU, LSU, Bama, etc). It doesn't matter who the coach is or how many 5-stars we sign, it's the same shit. Our entire season now hinges on whether or not the second-coming of mullet Jesus can play well enough to cover up the rest of this team's and staff's inadequacies.
  18. Because I'm a sucker for peer pressure, just added 7-team favorite ML parlay: UK, Mich, Lou, Ohio St, Tenn, Miss, Pur (-120)
  19. 3-4 last week, 9-7 for the season. +2U Looking to rebound this week with these: Arkie +2.5/+115 ML (2U) USC -6.5 KU -7 (2U) Ohio St -18 Mich St +2.5 Baylor +2.5 Mich -17
  20. I'm assuming this assclown wrote the same article when aggy left?
  21. Yeah I don't want to sound like a bitch here, because I am directly affected by your decision, but you made it clear that a tie does not count as a win. Seems pretty black and white.
  22. Just added a 5-team underdog ML parlay for fun: Auburn +130 BYU +145 KU +285 Mich St +145 Miami +180 Risking $20 to win $2,583
  23. I just added Texas -11 and Neb/OU Under. I think I may be talking myself into this, but I can see OU's offense struggling in Lincoln. They've been pedestrian so far, this will be their first P5 opponent, and it should be a rocking crowd with fans amped about the Frost firing. Plus there might be a little Casey Thompson revenge factor there too on the other side of the ball. I just think OU will have a difficult time but someone please convince me I'm smoking crack here.
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