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Pimphand

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  1. Its basically what we said it was Saturday night. SMU wins Bama is in. SMU loses to Clemson and the door for the CFP to fuck SMU over and still pick Bama opens.
  2. Vrabel would be a hoot. I don't think he wants to put up with the booster circus despite it being the alma mater. Deion would be a spectacle and Freeman is usually good for 1-2 head scratchers a year and would fit right in. My vote is Deion
  3. LSU hiring Woodward, OSU hiring Bjork, and aggy replacing him with Alberts. What did we do to be so blessed?
  4. After the absolute traveshamockery of a dumpster fire of the Texas Ex's event in LA for the USC game in 2017 uhhh hard pass baby...
  5. Uhh I mean Oregon is pretty well versed against Arizona State Them being in the Big 12 this year didn't grant them mythical powers they previously didn't possess.
  6. Cheesah beecha wonky Chewbacca!
  7. Go smoke all the pole
  8. A big part of me didn't want to start another aggy thread but at the same time I didn't want the reason aggy is fucked from here to eternity to be buried. So here we go... Pennies on Sully 7 tiimes the Corps admit their love A centennial commemoration of Lawrence Sullivan Ross : with a history, a characterization, and an appraisal of the Sul Ross Group of Texas A&M University The crazy thing is it has everything to with Austin, Texas and our ties to Jack the Ripper. So remember anytime a Texas A&M dipshit tries to talk shit you need to shove the fact that their hero Sully hired a fake fucking Pinkerton agency to run a smear campaign against a man William Swain to take over control of this state. From here forth I suppose that we celebrate William Swain as a true Longhorn legend #HookEm
  9. My stepdad did undergrad at Florida and grad at Texas. Florida was always the SEC team I rooted for and when 1996 roll left hooked y'all up with the NC I was fucking stoked. When the UF fans rolled into Austin in massive numbers last month it warmed my blackened heart. While I will always pull for Texas if Texas can't win the SEC I will be 100% all in on the Gators.
  10. It is our duty to stomp on these yokels even if it is a no win situation. What we do win is the court of public opinion as long as we win 2/3rd of the time which we absolutely should do in an NIL world where they can't run bagman on us.
  11. Tickle me Fudd?
  12. Just ask the dumbfuck @WelfareBuysMyWeed he surely will do it
  13. This is a hilariously bad take from the king of bad takes.... as far as the topic is concerned..... When Georgia rolled into Austin they were still viewed as one of the best teams in the nation having only played one bad half vs Bama despite the close call vs Kentucky. Now we have seen them damn near lose to Georgia Tech at home, getting man fucking handled by Ole Miss in Oxford, & Bama getting manhandled in Norman and the mentality of our team will be far different. If we get 1st half v. aggy Ewers we good. If we get 2nd half v. aggy $ewer$ we fucked. Pretty much it's on him and the OL to keep him from shitting the bed because that's the only way we lose to Beavis & 2 Point Conversion King
  14. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKLiJC4OSVA Same dude as this....
  15. No Mississippi State didn't make the cut for the pic apparently but yeah the ex-sooner-oc who delivered a decent offensive season last year pulled up last place while the school he left shat down their leg offensively. It's the true A&M grad took a job in Oklahoma and made both states smarter sort of deal.
  16. Make? I think it needs to be Keep
  17. https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRJjwvzEkvxw
  18. You can't be this stupid but here we are...
  19. You Fucking Idiots
  20. I was doing every bit of reverse jinx mojo I had in this old ass body haha.
  21. millions of times over
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