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EvilCaseMcCoy

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  1. I'll never forget when they lined 5'8 Tavon Austin next to all those big uglies from the 1st round in the 2013 draft. You could visibly see the buyers remorse. Gimme a lineman, either side and make it count.
  2. I believe it was Paxton Lynch, but same difference.
  3. Well, I had to get good and drunk but I finally made some pearl jam. Me and peckerwood almost gave up 3x, but just focused on our relationship and all the good times we've shared. No source material, no busty wife, just a man and his dong. It was about time as I had just got turned on by a pair of pants in a Dr. Seuss book. Thank you all for your support.
  4. Doc told me to wait 10. Order your jockstraps now. They're a lifesaver. I tried to give it a tug today, but no way. Will wait til sun.
  5. Guys, I'm so fucking horny. I haven't blown a load in 8 days, but am terrified to do so. I keep imagining a supersoaker without a tank and my vas difrens just gonna suck up blood juices from my ballsack to deliver a load. Please help!
  6. I'm down to no meds. My balls are 6in long, I measured. The jock strap is a life saver. Now I'm nervous about my first ejaculate. Heard it's not comfortable and there will be blood.
  7. Had mine done thurs. First day sucked. Second day 50% better. Today 75% but my twig and berries be black. Just glad it's over with.
  8. Then Sterns in the 5th, who realizes his inner ET potential under Quinn? Bruh!
  9. Was season 6 bad? I just realized we thought 5 was the final season.
  10. With the way Casey played in the Alamo bowl, they shoulda just made Sam take off his jersey at half time and hand it over
  11. WFT becomes basically the dolphins from last year.
  12. Man. My ceiling fan still recovering from me jumping in excitement on that catch.
  13. Apparently only when it's sung in blackface, but that was a learning experience that should unify us now.
  14. Looking for a new binge. Never really watched the sopranos. Should we do that or this Banshee show?
  15. I have only seen atomic blonde and red sparrow I liked Anna better than those two, but I'm a Besson fan. The 5th Element is like my favorite movie.
  16. Nah, I just watched The Full Monty a year ago. Its not in the same league.
  17. Anna Luc Besson's latest film. It was awesome. Highly recommend if you like hot women and action. Had to wait awhile because Cinemax had an exclusive. It's now available for rent on prime.
  18. Cool. I enjoy the game too, but one of the unique qualities of college football is the tradition. Did you ever think the song was in any way racist until this became a headline?
  19. Like my momma always said, dudes go out looking to F or to F (to fuck or to fight). Cant get laid? Might as well roll around with some dude instead.
  20. Not all parties. I'm looking at you Ryquell Armstead...
  21. Also seems like we should maybe inquire on Legarrette Blount's interest.
  22. I think so. He's such an ISO guy who doesn't contribute enough when he's not the primary focus.
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