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BERT

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  1. *SIGH* that was a good day
  2. Listen, you wanted the schedule, you got the schedule.
  3. I got something similar to this. It also started out a few days before during a night of drinking and talking shit. I start giving my buddy shit that he was never fast yadda yadda. He throws out a bet, don't remember what it was. Well that's all it took, i'm not backing down from most bets and KNOWING i can't beat him. So one morning we go out to the park to settle this shit show. Were gonna do it in the parking lot but decide to move it to the grass. As i'm walking on the grass it's so soft i can feel the ground moving as i walk the 40yrds first. Great sign of things to come. We take off and about half way there i start to lose my balance and as i start leaning forward i start doing the windmill motion with my arms. At this point i'm thinking "no biggie, i'm gonna fall, i'll just roll forward and pop up like i see all the pros do". Well that didn't work out, shoulder planted into the soft ground and i skidded to a stop scrapping my whole left side. This was about 10yrs ago and i'm reminded about it every time we"re drunk and start talking shit. These days a weight lifting competition would be better. I'd probably still lose but my slow ass would stand a better chance.
  4. It’s an idiot thing
  5. Are those spaceship tattoos on her arm?
  6. Nice strikeout. Now stop getting behind! nice one pitch out
  7. True. But it was a broken bad dribbler to short. Needed Carter to do that one batter before
  8. How slow is Garver? Figured it would’ve been closer than that at first.
  9. You’re on a roll tonight
  10. Alright. Got home And he got hits and unfortunately only one run. Let’s get some more runs
  11. Alright. About to head to the gym then the store. Last night I went at this time and when I got home it was 10-0. Let’s do this
  12. catching up on this thread. Holy shit, with that music i'm back in my Junior year of high school all over again lol
  13. If we're up big and about to wrap it up he can go ahead and say whatever the fuck he wants
  14. That's the way baseball go
  15. Sure thing, have fun.
  16. We used pitchers that will never be used in a close game. It’s ok besides Leclerc obviously.
  17. You can be disappointed all you like. All that matters is that you get the W. Even 11-10
  18. “I’m too old for this shit” thought bubble is above his head
  19. “Zombie” is still a badass song
  20. You saying they need some ASU coeds at the game? And if you’re not, I’m saying it
  21. You really enjoy pain, don’t you?
  22. At least y’all get to watch in real time. My damn stream is buffering every 30sec. Internet picked a this time to start fucking up. So aggravating. and was that guy covering up his man boobs?? Fat slob
  23. Cause it’s sterile….. and he likes the way it taste.
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