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Kyle

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  1. Looking pretty good for three quarters.
  2. This time she got busted cheating at Wheel of Fortune? Did not know you could get arrested for "buying vowel."
  3. Are Romance languages trans-phobic since they inherently assign a gender to nouns and adjectives?
  4. I figured she had fed someone to one of her animals.
  5. No judgment ... just more insanity brought to us by the year 2020. https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/cowboys/2020/11/04/cowboys-will-start-cooper-rush-or-garrett-gilbert-at-qb-vs-steelers-mike-mccarthy-says/ Rookie quarterback Ben DiNucci will not make his second career start Sunday. Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy told reporters Wednesday that Cooper Rush or Garrett Gilbert will get the nod against the Steelers, citing a need for more game experience at the position. McCarthy wants to reach a decision by Saturday. Rush or Gilbert will give the Cowboys their fourth different starting quarterback in five weeks.
  6. Glad to see the Ponies make get some traction ... especially as it hurts Toad. I think it's been smart the way it's tried more intentionally promote itself as "Dallas' team." Those Dallas unis are cool - still have Top 5 uni in the nation. They got royally screwed - yeah, they were cheating ... but wasn't everybody? Oddly, from the 30 for 30 seemed like they were trying to be honorable and keep their word to the kids. #situationalethics And glad to see Shane succeeding.
  7. I figured she had fed someone to one of her animals!
  8. Is this North Dakota realtor from 2012?
  9. I bought my kiddo one of these earlier this year - I keep fearing my fat butt will rip off the trim ... I am back on T25. Diet decent during the week - trying to severely limit calories. The booze is killing me.
  10. Gym littering ... I do not get why the gym is full of the used paper towels from cleaning the equipment ... seems like at the gym out to have the energy to walk it over to the trash can, but I find wadded up paper towels all over the gym every time.
  11. Kyle

    Sam Ehlinger

    3-0 if Herman has any balls.
  12. Antifa and BLM basically is comprised of adult band nerds. Having sex with a hot chick can mitigate a lot of "social justice" butthurt.
  13. Okay, so this is real ... I have Sirius on during the day in the office ... I thought I heard some ass-regard song about wearing masks and social distancing and vaccines ... like we're living through the fucking Bubonic Plague ... like a bad after school special ... I figured I dreamed it.
  14. The middle school pickup / dropoff line ... it is worse than elementary and high school ... for some reason, Little Johnny feels like this is the right place to finish his breakfast and brush his teeth ... and every parent puts Little Jenny's bag in the trunk, so she has to (once done brushing teeth) get out, mom pops the trunk, walk around and dig through the trunk to get her backpack or flute ... and everyone must get out at the absolute closest spot to the door ... not like five kids can get out at once because one poor bastard has to walk and extra 50 feet.
  15. It’s a moving target... whatever gets the millennials butthurt today and requires a safe space
  16. Just tell them that the Eyes represents the secret decoder glasses that uniquely can see this mysterious so-called "systematic" racism that no one else seems to be able to see or identify.
  17. Grievance Studies Job Description: Applicants will be evaluated (affirmative action of course, so you'll automatically get a perfect score) based on their ability to generate outrage from legitimate and dubious claims of so-called "racism," and if you can make it "systematic" then preferred. Particular interest will be played into those narratives that paint the United States and uniquely racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Islamic, yada yada yada ... we'll just ignore that whole part about African slavery, misogyny, and anti-homo, you dig? Bonus credit given for random, uncorroborated assertions about how long-standing, unifying institutions can be declared racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Islamic, etc ... we'll just ignore Islams view on bleks, women, and homos ... and the other letters of that grievance group.
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