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Rudiger

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  1. The arrangement deprived us of the opportunity to hear thousands of Koreans screaming "fuck you I won't do what you tell me," but I guess that message would have been too counterrevolutionary.
  2. That was the movie where Q spliced Roger Moore and George Lazenby together to make Super Bond.
  3. That’s a Cybertruck.
  4. They Might Be Are Giants
  5. It's a buttfor.
  6. Narrator: They wouldn’t.
  7. Right, but what does "the Word of God IS God" mean?
  8. Quick follow up question. What the fuck does THAT mean?
  9. I see what you did there.
  10. Seeing that Texas baseball was playing Incarnate Word, I found myself wondering once again “how can a word be incarnate”? Catholics, help me out here.
  11. Good lord it’s still the 4th inning?
  12. Well, yeah, mortality is nature’s #1 killer.
  13. Will the Texas Supreme Court bail Xcel out? Probably.
  14. What if it was Chris Columbus?
  15. Some women are built for speed. Some are built for comfort. And some are built for flotation.
  16. Counterpoint:
  17. Don't fuck with Chuck (Breyer).
  18. Let the hate flow through you.
  19. "We were worried there were too few concussions in football, so we decided to play on ice."
  20. *This statement brought to you by the American Pork Council.
  21. I can’t rate your sweater until you post a picture of it.
  22. And here I thought it was just a book about an anthropomorphic cat.
  23. Plus, you can see “A&M” on the cap.
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