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Hawndoh

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  1. Disagree. The middle class is not interested in saving anything and programs and policies don't work because the middle class has a culture problem. Plenty in the middle class could save and build wealth like years past, but they would rather get the giant truck they don't need, the 5000 square foot house they don't need, 3 kids all on travel youth sports teams, etc. Why save money when that doesn't get any engagement on Instagram? The middle class struggles because they are stupid with their money. Not because of a lack of opportunities.
  2. Today I teach my 7th graders about angle relationships formed by a transversal line. I wonder if I will get any parents accusing me of forcing a trans agenda on their kids. "Same-side interior angles is just code for same sex relationships!"
  3. Why is the entire OU fanbase jerking off tiny invisible dicks?
  4. He probably thinks Nelson Mandela is the bald judge on America's Got Talent.
  5. I don't think I've ever been in a line to vote longer than about 15 minutes. Most of the time I walk right up and there are empty machines ready to go. The only delay is how long it takes the old lady at the desk to look at my ID, ask me if I still live at that address, and have me sign something.
  6. Whenever that Kim Ogg commercial airs and there is the line about "Cruz stands for victims rights" I wish I could hack the commercial to immediately say "unless they're elementary school kids"
  7. It doesn't take much of a team to transition from not-president to not-president
  8. NYT probably has one intern trying to make all their polls with ChatGPT
  9. Maybe when he said he didn't want to evacuate because of looting he meant he wanted to go do some looting
  10. Unfortunately it will likely work.
  11. That was the worst thing I've seen in an NFL game in a while.
  12. The golf bit with the animals was pretty good.
  13. I just love trying to teach math to 7th graders and every period six more phones go nuts.
  14. It would be pretty cool if they showed him on the screen and the whole stadium started chanting something inappropriate at him.
  15. Who cares? It's September and there's a 12 team playoff. 1 or 2 right now does not matter.
  16. That's a stupid trick play
  17. Hahhahahhaha
  18. Watching Kirby Smart get destroyed is so satisfying.
  19. Hawndoh

    Weird Al

    His "style parody" originals are some of his best. Mimics the style of a song or band but not a direct parody. Some of my favorites are: Dog Eat Dog, Talking Heads style parody Why Does This Always Happen To Me?, Ben Folds style parody with Ben Folds playing piano on the song Skipper Dan, Weezer style parody Dare to Be Stupid, Devo as already mentioned above
  20. Hawndoh

    Weird Al

    The recent movie was fantastic
  21. hahahha, what a terrible pass
  22. way to run the route 1 yard too short, haha
  23. Throw wasn't even close...
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