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DaggerHorns

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  1. Tom Meents Absolute god damn legend.
  2. Some of you think we win this game? LOL
  3. 11220397 DAY LINDSAY 2118577 10/21/2021 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED Bartends in the Celis Brewery tap room. Absolutely massive tits.
  4. I get zero effort from all of you. https://moody.utexas.edu/alumni/advisory-council/marsha-jones
  5. Ask Marsha Jones. She’s actually paid for several Bevo appearances. Her husband is lead gov counsel for Pfizer. Don’t tell her I sent you. She’s very cool. Good luck.
  6. The face mask era of football has certainly been tough on aggy football.
  7. I wonder if anyone has any pics back when Texas used to have a football team.
  8. We have had more talent than the vast majority of our opponents for quite some time and people still want to talk about the players. We need another thread about players/portal etc.
  9. No. Try not raping chicks and covering it up at a “Baptist” school during your titles.
  10. Time bracketing. Cool!
  11. What’s changed? My impression and interest for signing day. It doesn’t matter how highly rated our athletes are. We just got beat by a walk on. Texas is where talent comes to die.
  12. I’m still drunk and my girl started putting up the Xmas tree. Fuck my entire lyfe.
  13. Doubtful. This may be why they were raised so poorly.
  14. Our entire team and staff stays in the locker room after halftime. Have you played a team like this yet?
  15. Jesus, what a horrible plan. Let me simplify it for you. 1) we’re Texas 2) look at all this pussy we have on campus, wanna come here? 3) what kind of car do you want? 4) Austin or some other shithole?
  16. I’ve been placing my balls in my door hinge and repeatedly slamming the door so the loss doesn’t hurt as bad as my bean bag.
  17. What a badass! Now I get to tell my friends, “there’s this guy on this message board and he liked Traylor, like awhile ago.” All my friends are going to freak out and blow me just for hearing you on a message board.
  18. 7 wins? Yeah right
  19. You don’t have to pretend….
  20. He’s always been a fan of tube steak or little meat sicles.
  21. This is uncharacteristic as we usually have this discussion in early November. We always discuss the Rubik’s cube of 7 other teams and the exact shit they have to do for us to be in the championship conversation. It’s always a fun talk, then we end up fucking it up on something as little as making an extra point against a basketball school.
  22. I keep thinking about how big of a piece of shit the parents are but I keep reminding myself they raised a murderer and I shouldn’t expect too much out of them.
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