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redswingline

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  1. The entire state is trash. Oklahoma's 3 FBS teams are a combined 3-19 in conference this year. OU 2-5 Tulsa 1-6 OK Lite 0-8
  2. A child born during aggy's last claimed national championship would be 85 years old in about 3 weeks.
  3. Brent Venables is the kind of dude who closes the fridge door with his hip.
  4. Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass, unless that hot dog belongs to TejasPedro
  5. Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass
  6. Brent Venables eats snickers upside down so he can feel the chocolate veins on his tongue
  7. From a tree on my property.. TEXAS!!
  8. Speaking of drag..
  9. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
  10. Bath salts much? A handful could get drafted and sit, but they wouldn't be seeing the field. No would-be 18 year old college freshman is going straight to the NFL and doing shit, other than taking it up the ass with no lube.
  11. Roll that back a decade, at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gbWrn4f7KE
  12. There isn't anything redeemable about Cypress, other than the fact that 99 wraps around it, which helps you get the fuck outta there
  13. Reminds me of a curb your enthusiasm episode.
  14. the great think about the cork soaking is that while you are soaking the cork, you can also massage the grapes
  15. Watching that was like watching Bush Jr's Hurricane Katrina Speech.
  16. That's not what he said at all.
  17. That or a gold coin..
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