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StassneyHorn

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  1. Also, the single best tip for your kids is to forget retirement accounts. Invest in assets that can pay you 5k a month in dividends. You can live mostly anywhere on that once you achieve that.
  2. Reposting so all can laugh at. The baby dick that is the Russian military was exposed by Ukraine after Biden said go ahead, do it. Prigozhin, whose name literally translates to vodka and cigarettes, could have named himself President at any moment in 2023.
  3. Before you know it midterm elections will be here, and if Dems are successful in the House all of the bitching and crying is done. If your kids aren’t teenagers now, they won’t remember most of this shit. Or just go to Mexico. It’s easy. Go literally anywhere. Nobody is stopping you. Abandon any family you have and bang whores in SE Asia like every Aussie, Brit, and Russian with a passport.
  4. Just put a parking cone somewhere night before then pull up on gameday and put it in your car.
  5. Mexican food sucks in Pensacola. That’s all I got.
  6. Read my post again and realize YOU are the dumb fuck.
  7. Am going to Nashville regional from Chicago most likely. Midtown Nashville is pretty much become every version of Midtown XXXXX, Fill in the blank. Good spots are Cookout, Chuys,Velvet Taco as food options. Nashville is a place with good restaurants but not good food (Hot chicken hurts your asshole).
  8. Beer, someone you don’t know on the internet wants you to sell your hard earned vacation house, so please do it.
  9. marijuana makes you stupid and gives your kid’s autism if you’re lucky enough to not be infertile.
  10. Yea you’ll really impress us then
  11. My YouTube algorithm has been stuck on Da Nang videos for a bit. Seems like it’s become a Nomad hotspot.
  12. I wont do the math, but I fucking nailed this with distributions and growth. EDIT: this was prior to liberation day. NVM
  13. Covid vaccines gave Joe Biden cancer.
  14. When you slide your debit card at Home Depot will you say “We’re all in this together”
  15. Nope cheaper there for what I need. Plenty of grocery stores I can walk to bitch I approve of the 70s
  16. Blah blah blah I spent $10 extra on groceries I never buy the same amount of -she shouts into outer space
  17. They’re included in every S&P 500 index fund now. They were front run by 24%. 400 million is pennies
  18. My whippets are $5/balloon and my boyfriend can’t get poppers under $15/surlyCR
  19. Egg prices are literally 13 dollars right now I can’t buy a cow to make milk for under 4/gallon
  20. Seriously, inflation is an excuse for weak minded people with no impulse control and proclivity for gay sex.
  21. I said cereal prices were cheap, except the ones that weren’t. Are you a faggot?
  22. “Today I’m signing a tariff for everyone to just quit bitchin. Massive. Big dump in prices.Stop complainin, hoes.”
  23. This is now a “needlessly correct someone’s autocorrect” thread
  24. The usual suspects stopped caring. This is now an egg price thread.
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