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henrygandorf

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  1. 1. walz needs to start talking about everything that happened between 2017-2020 as "the pence administration", just to see what trump does on social media. 2. they need to stop saying "your time is up" when they're already done speaking. when their time is actually up, cut their fucking mic.
  2. compared to the bear, the martian is blazing fucking saddles.
  3. does that make me the cowboys in this scenario?
  4. oh it’s like that?
  5. way to make it not all about you. when i win i will dedicate my cup to all the offenses that were labeled "not good enough as derka's". because we're doing this for them.
  6. i didn't even see that option until just now. that's the obvious default and what we've done in the past.
  7. and it's more fun because it's longer. who's running this shit?
  8. so are the finals one week or two weeks?
  9. good for him. at 80 years old to get it up for jigsaw requires some weapons-grade cialis.
  10. nsiap these are always corny as hell yet they get me every time.
  11. no one will ever say you weren’t funny, bert.
  12. in related news, i haven't seen my cat in weeks.
  13. christ dude, if you don't want to answer a question, just say "pass", i have dinner plans.
  14. the strategy is not new - in politics, when you don’t have a good answer, you pivot to your talking points and your issues and policies. you basically make every answer a portion of your stump speech. the problem the gop/maga has is that they have no talking points, they have no issues or policies, and the trump stump speech is him complaining for 2-3 hours. hopefully he does these every day. his daily covid briefings helped him lose in 2020.
  15. here’s a more neutral caption for you. though the word “answer” should be in quotes.
  16. that's why the smart ones just wear the red hats. duh.
  17. there was a blissful 6 minute period yesterday when i was 4-6-2, and then it all went back to shit. now it looks like there are 8 teams fighting for 6 spots, and nobody has clinched a bye. let's go.
  18. espn has very clear limitations.
  19. it's this one.
  20. the shield.
  21. if elon doesn't address him as "sir" while also having tears in his eyes, trump might get offended.
  22. ok, so i just put something together last night, which was probably obvious to others, but i've only watched s7 a couple times (instead of s3 which i've probably watched 10+). in early s7, when don goes to see megan because she was stalking casting directors, the stewardess flirts with him, saying something like "well i'll say it again, i hate her" in response to don saying he's going to see his wife. in the back part of s7, when he's bendering pretty hard, it's the same stewardess that comes over late night to his apt and spills the red wine on the bedroom carpet, which basically remains there until he sells the joint. guess she finally got to nail him. good for her.
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